This is the more-or-less "complete" amount of text that was spoken while Maynard was in a given room; that is, words that showed up on HIS screen. Yes, it's ugly.

June 14, around 10:45PM Eastern time....


Guest 115:	^THe friggin op just came on and said he was here!
Guest 74:	maynard
Guest 66:	oooh MK
Kabir (34):	it's really funny
MK:	Hi everyone
Guest 74:	maynard
Guest 71:	can you print the log
Kabir (34):	watching what everyone said.
Turin:	http://www.geocities.com/Yosemite/Trails/4365/3.JPG
Turin:	and then 2.JPG
Guest 19:	hi mk
Guest 71:	hi mk
Turin:	and then 4.JPG
Irene (127):	!mjk is that you?
Kabir (34):	http://toolshed.down.net/articles/text/aol.nov.95.html
Guest 43:	the server then just couldnt cope with the numbers....
i managed to see shots of roadies walking around for a while, my 
connection dropped and i never got back on :(
Guest 77:	MK: sorry for acting like an ass around Perry McGee :)
Guest 123:	MK are you Maynard?
Guest 49:	hello.
Guest 115:	hey MK
MK:	Yes
Guest 18:	turin
Guest 74:	brb
Guest 66:	hi MK
Guest 19:	whats up mk
Guest 15:	Hey Maynard
Turin:	:)
MK:	Hi everyone...
Turin:	heyya maynard!
Guest 108:	hey maynard!
MK:	hey
Guest 123:	hey Maynard how's Devo?
Guest 122:	MK..
Guest 85:	What's up Maynard?
Kabir (34):	yo M, how's it. i posted about the car.
Guest 50:	liar
Guest 12:	Hey Maynard
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Guest 50:	liar
Guest 66:	MAYNARD!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!
Guest 50:	liar
Guest 52:	Hello Maynard! *smile*
Guest 18:	it is www.geocities.com/yosemite/trails/4365/3.jpg
Guest 11:	maynard is not here
MK:	devo's is fine
Guest 50:	liar
Guest 122:	MK=maynard?
Guest 115:	heh
Kabir (34):	gotten car offers yet?
Guest 50:	prove it
Guest 58:	Futants?
Guest 18:	is that it
Guest 115:	Maynard Keenen
Guest 122:	¿
MK:	no car offers yet....
Guest 115:	=MK
Guest 49:	this is confusing.
Guest 24:	Hey Maynard... lemme just ask you one thing... Justin
said he has the coolest car in the band... no way... you gotta have the 
coolest...
Guest 10:	darn
Guest 43:	everyones just so loquatious now...
Guest 18:	Turin is it
www.geocities.com/yosemite/trails/4365/3.jpg 
Guest 115:	well 6 grand is a little hard to come by right now
Guest 50:	prove it
Guest 122:	MJK shood get a hummer
MK:	right now I have no car it's for sale
Turin:	YES! AND 2.JPG AND 4.JPG
acidfreq:	If you're really Maynard what does HOOAH mean?
Guest 71:	how much?
Guest 15:	No car? Me too!
Kabir (34):	it's in t.d.n news, y'all.
Guest 58:	Maynard, can you tell me about futants?
Kabir (34):	=)
Guest 50:	did you just make a video
Guest 19:	if i could borrow 6 thousand i would but it
Guest 77:	acid: its a military thing .. :P i'm not maynard
Guest 50:	why are you early
Irene (127):	!if you're really MJK, you'll know the answer to this:
where did you meet irene & shane?
Guest 18:	thanks baby *lol*
Guest 24:	hell i wish i could say im drivin Maynards car!
Turin:	MAYNARD, if that is really you, I just have to say that
you are the coolest person, and your lyrics are the best :) 
MK:	montreal
acidfreq:	I know 77, but thanks.
Guest 50:	why are you early
Guest 50:	why are you early
Guest 109:	i would prolly get anoid with "if you are really
chris," questions
Guest 50:	why are you early
Guest 77:	MK: I think i speak for *EVERYONE* when i say "why
*THIS* software?"
Guest 122:	why doesnt everyone shut he F*** upa nd let the man
speek?
Guest 123:	No kissing ass, remember?
Guest 11:	hello?
Guest 74:	!Maynard>> if thats truly u i would like to say i love
your music!!!!!!and u!!!!!!!!!!!
Guest 50:	why are you early
Guest 10:	Man, you guys are brainwashed...
Kabir (34):	sigh.
Guest 15:	outta the way 36
Guest 18:	there is still 15 minutes untill he is here
Guest 66:	oi 36 move :)
MK:	I was in the military.... we're always early
Guest 50:	why are you early
Guest 57:	What are you guys doing next?
Guest 36:	maynard you kick ass man
Guest 115:	He said Montreal is it him?
Guest 109:	kabir? something on your mind?
Guest 50:	liar
Kabir (34):	my mind?
Guest 122:	if yew people really liked maynard u wood let him talk
before you flap your F***ING MEAT
MK:	eating
Irene (127):	hi, MJK, it's irene. shane's over in the stage area.
Kabir (34):	i'm keeping shane out ;)
Guest 12:	EVERONE MOVE
AWAY>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>FR OM MAYNARD
MK:	thanks for the scrabble
Guest 123:	Stop fuckin crowding over him.
Guest 109:	you sighed
Guest 49:	Maynard, who are you least looking forward to being on
the same bill with at lollapalooza?
Guest 58:	Maynard!! Can you please tell me about Futants??
MK:	you
Guest 57:	What are you guys doing next?
Kabir (34):	mjk, thanks for taking irene's side at scrabble
Kabir (34):	;)
Guest 11:	what is die eiron satan about maynard
Guest 115:	Please don't gang rape MK
MK:	she needed the help
Guest 24:	Maynard... do you like Primus? I had to ask Kabir that
and im askin you hehe
Kabir (34):	i haven't lost since
Kabir (34):	ha!
Kabir (34):	irene, told ya =)
Guest 123:	That's a cookie recipe!
MK:	sure
Guest 11:	what is die eiron satan about maynard
Irene (127):	!I kicked your ass, kabir! Fair and square!
Guest 57:	What are you guys doing next?
MK:	she's right
Guest 77:	its not a cookie recipe, its a hash cake recipe :)
Guest 115:	its a friggin Recipe idiot
Guest 10:	!Hey Maynard, do you Listen to Wu-Tang?
Turin:	it's either a recipe for mexican wedding cookies, or
hash browns
Turin:	I THINK
Kabir (34):	no way. i'll take you on again. and you won't have
MJK around to save your ottowa ass =)

[Note from Kabir: Scrabble references here are to when Shane, Maynard,
Irene, and myself played in Poughkeepsie.  I lost to Irene only since
Maynard joined her team ;) ]


Guest 57:	What are you guys doing next?
Guest 36:	are you anxios to play with korn?
Guest 66:	maynard did you enjoy your Australian Tour?
Guest 50:	tori rules
Guest 50:	tori rules
MK:	russian tea cakes to be specific
Guest 58:	Is Sober about vampires?
MK:	shut up
Guest 57:	What are you guys doing next?
Kabir (34):	hjayhahahaha
Irene (127):	!stop asking maynard stupid questions.
Guest 18:	Turin the site say it is not found
Guest 15:	You should stick around for awile, Maynard
MK:	eatine
Guest 50:	have you met trent reznor
Guest 77:	MK: why did you pick this softwar?
MK:	eating
Guest 50:	have you met trent reznor
MK:	yes and he has met me...
Guest 74:	hello MAYNARD>> how are you doing?
Guest 57:	What kind of ambience do you have when you write
physically or mentally
Guest 123:	having fun?
Guest 18:	Turin the site say it is not found
MK:	you'll have to be more specific
Guest 10:	Hey Maynard, do you listen to Wu-Tang?
Guest 50:	did you just make a video
Guest 58:	what authors do you read?
Kabir (34):	man, there's a storm here from hell.
Guest 50:	did you just make a video
Guest 18:	oh
Guest 24:	hey Maynard... what is the song bottom supposed to be
about?????????
Guest 81:	MAYNARD- DO YOU HAVE A PET COW?
Guest 43:	im guessing youre being paid for this...
MK:	about bottoms
Irene (127):	:shane must be pulling his hair out...
MK:	no money for me
Guest 50:	did you just make a video
Kabir (34):	irene, you gtting this for him?
Kabir (34):	i forgot =)
Guest 57:	What kind of ambience do you have around you when you
write physically or mentally? I.E. dark bright day night 
Guest 36:	Why did you call the new album Aenima?
Guest 19:	maynard a friend and me made some artwork for you and
the rest of the band im going to ship it to the address on the new album 
i hope you like it
Kabir (34):	i'll buy him somethign nice.
Guest 77:	MK: next time go on irc :)
Irene (127):	I'm relaying, kabir..
Guest 122:	maynard... do you enjoy spending time on the pc? or are
you here because someone made you talk to us? 
Kabir (34):	good deal
Guest 50:	hey kabir is it him?
Guest 71:	good question 122
Guest 43:	it doesnt strike me as the kind of thing someone would
do for the fun of being annoyed by about a hundred simultaneous stupid 
questions
Guest 10:	Maynard, do you listen to Wu-Tang?
Irene (127):	!It's him.
Guest 50:	hey kabir is it him?
Guest 123:	Maynard do you know the guy who left you the threat in
Harry Manback?
Kabir (34):	i dunno, it LOOKS just like him.
Turin:	Maynard, could you please explain what disgustipated is
about? i dont think anyone has any clue
Guest 66:	heheh
Guest 52:	*giggle* Yeah, do you "chat" online like this at all?
Guest 122:	look at you all...
Guest 109:	hey kabir, does god exist??
Guest 77:	turin: its about "This is neccessary"
Guest 50:	did you just make a video
MK:	disgustipated is about life feeds on life... this is
necessary
Guest 57:	What kind of music do you like that you don't play?
Guest 66:	geez how can answer all these at once...
Guest 50:	did you just make a video
Guest 57:	What kind of music do you like that you don't play?
Guest 122:	why doesnt anyone let him answer 1 question at a time?
Kabir (34):	mjk and i first met in high school, he was teaching a
class as a sub one day. =)
Guest 71:	have you read celine?
Irene (127):	!Think for your fucking selves or read the FAQ!
Guest 122:	i like irc based chat better
Guest 49:	this is a sad excuse for a chat...
Guest 15:	You taught???
Guest 74:	Maynard>>when is tool going to come out with another
record?
MK:	we're just finishing a video
Guest 57:	What kind of music do you like that you don't play?
MK:	2001
Guest 36:	MK==> I Recently went to the Ozzfest. Would you
consider playing it next year?
Guest 50:	where are you
Guest 122:	yeah no shit read the faq on T.D.N
Guest 15:	Aenema right?
Guest 50:	where are you
Guest 123:	MK it's AEnema, right?
Guest 19:	maynard a friend and me made some artwork for you and
the rest of the band im going to ship it to the address on the new album 
i hope you like it
Guest 71:	have you ever read celine maynard
MK:	steve martin banjo music..
Guest 43:	another record?!?!?! when's the single off _this_ one
coming out
Guest 50:	where are you
Turin:	even the second part? i dont under stand the ending,
"now red was your colour and, of course, those little people out there 
were your's too." ?????
MK:	yesterday
Guest 10:	Maynard, man, do you even see my questions? Not being
mean or anything..
Guest 50:	where are you
Guest 43:	try to think in a more immediate frame of mind...
Guest 24:	hey Maynard... are you actually that good at singing..
i mean, did you one day just... wha lah... start singing like that???? 
Guest 71:	you read celine yesterday?
MK:	ask bill the landlord
Guest 77:	10: your questions are so stupid why would he answer
them?
Kabir (34):	btw, maynard, among all the rest of these, my sister
says hello.
Guest 12:	MaYNARD DO YOU LIKE JELLY
BEANS???????????????????????????????????????????? 
Guest 66:	ahhh pooh
Guest 10:	77 shut up
Guest 77:	MK: ever take singing lessons?
Guest 50:	where are you
Guest 74:	hey 10 u have to give him a chance look at everyone
else crowding him with q's
MK:	actually... we pay rob halford to come in and do
overdubs..
Guest 50:	where are you
MK:	hello sister
Irene (127):	!MJK-- we were planning on sending you shots of
Teresa's ass, but we thought you'd enjoy a game instead. 
Guest 52:	How can you make sense of all these questions coming at
you?
Guest 57:	What kind of environment did you grow up in?
Guest 10:	77 that was a good question retard.
Guest 58:	What do you read
Guest 35:	MK: what is your favorite song?
Guest 36:	maynard needs 4 hands
Guest 50:	where are you
MK:	Kashmir
Guest 18:	Turin the 1st and 2nd arent bad
Guest 122:	kashmir
Guest 122:	led zeppelin
Guest 12:	MAYNARD HAS 4 HANDS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Guest 50:	are you in california
MK:	alright
Guest 71:	what happened to your bass player Paul, why did he
leave?
MK:	yes
Guest 11:	and 3 eyes too
Guest 85:	Is it true that the Honor Code at West Point was "I
will not lie, cheat, and steal, or tolerate those who do"? 
MK:	we tried to kill him
Kabir (34):	my parents were gonna name me 'kashmir', but they
dropped a few letters. =)
Guest 123:	Maynard what bands are you into?
MK:	yes
Guest 18:	who is in the 4.jpg
Guest 57:	What kind of environment id you grow up in?
Guest 36:	mk-> do you remember playing in springfield w/ the
melvins?
Guest 66:	are you working on a new album soon MK?
Guest 10:	Hey Maynard, you guys should've went on tour with Rage
and Wu-Tang.
MK:	2001
Guest 43:	so, how about the rumor that you guys sent out roadies
to pick up girls at the auckland, NZ show? hmmm? 
Guest 77:	MK: you know you could also direct your responces back
at us by typing the number :)
Guest 10:	I saw you guys play in Cincinatti.
Guest 19:	when i send my artwork to the band will you actually
see it and keep it?
Kabir (34):	irene, are you finding this entertaining? =)
Guest 50:	can i come backstage at lollapalooza and meet you i
live in oregon
Guest 122:	maynard.... do you like atari teenage riot?.... say hi
to hanin elias for me at lolla '97 >:]
MK:	yes that's true...
Guest 18:	when were those taken
Guest 12:	DID YOU ENJOY PLAYING ASBURY
PARK??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? 
MK:	no
MK:	no
Irene (127):	!Oh yes Kabir it's so much better than interpersonal
dialogue.
Guest 57:	What kind of environment did you grow up in?
Guest 50:	can i come backstage at lollapalooza and meet you i
live in oregon
MK:	no
Guest 123:	Maynard I'll see you at Lolla!
Guest 12:	ANY REASON WHY???????????????
Guest 36:	could someone send me some backstage passes to lolla?
MK:	no
Guest 35:	MK: if someone jumped on the stage while you were in
concert, would you kick his ass?
Guest 109:	this would be cool if we could figure out witch answers
go to which questions
Guest 43:	and that you were all found horribly shitfaced at a
certain unnamed bar the night before?
Kabir (34):	yeah, there's a signup for backstage passes on tdn =)
MK:	no
Guest 77:	109: true :)
Guest 11:	will there be a new album soon
Guest 71:	Do you believe in free-will or are we simply a
reaction???????
MK:	no
Guest 77:	109: hes just toolin with us
Guest 122:	no
Guest 66:	what is your favourite song to perform MK ?
Guest 18:	Are there any more pics with you in them
Guest 19:	when i send my artwork to the band will you actually
see it and keep it?
Guest 71:	Do you believe in free-will or are we simply a
reaction???????
Guest 123:	Kabir are you joking?
Guest 36:	no
MK:	2001
Guest 36:	no
Guest 36:	no
Guest 36:	no
Guest 36:	no
Guest 10:	Hey Maynard, I think everyone in here knows more about
you than you know about you.
Guest 71:	Do you believe in free-will or are we simply a
reaction???????
Guest 18:	where
Kabir (34):	do i EVER joke?
Kabir (34):	=)
MK:	yes
Guest 77:	MK: dont worry I got it from here... i'll answer for ya
:) doh.. guest 36 just did :)
Guest 81:	MAYNARD- HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT BABIES??
Guest 58:	are the futants coming to get me??
Guest 50:	can i come backstage at lollapalooza and meet you i
live in oregon
MK:	ok
Guest 71:	Do you believe in free-will or are we simply a
reaction???????
Guest 18:	oh
Guest 85:	Maynard, how did you become interested in the works of
Bill Hicks?
Guest 24:	hey Maynard... i heard swamp song is about someone's ex
girlfriend.... whos?
Guest 77:	NO
MK:	no
Guest 77:	YES
Guest 77:	heh :)
Guest 122:	yay look at the messages fly by
Guest 36:	Maynard should join TYPE O
Guest 57:	What 's your favorite appetizer?
Guest 122:	typo sux
Guest 71:	no way!
Guest 43:	85... how could you not be interested in the work of
bill hicks?
MK:	bill hicks is amazing... everyone should be interested
in him.
Guest 57:	What 's your favorite appetizer?
Guest 122:	maynard should join atr
Guest 108:	maynard.. how did you like singing with TORI AMOS? will
you be working with her in the future?
Guest 18:	i don't care i will get them from you later
Guest 115:	Bill HIcks was a great man
Guest 19:	when i send my artwork to the band will you actually
see it and keep it? and if you respond please put my guest number by the 
response
Guest 36:	bill hicks was a cool guy
Guest 11:	are you good friends with totti amos
Guest 71:	Do you believe in free-will or are we simply a
reaction???????
Kabir (34):	mjk, did you get a chance to check out the story in AP
about the bus crash?
MK:	stuffed calimari
Guest 109:	tori is a great women
Guest 77:	MK: how did you become in (sorry for my spelling)
jijitsu .. hmm maybe that was right
Guest 10:	!TOO MANY PEOPLE!!!
MK:	yes
Guest 36:	what is your favorite drink mk?
MK:	jujitsu
Guest 66:	MK does jujitsu?
Guest 115:	YEs how did you become interested in BIll
Turin:	oops..didn't mean to pm that
MK:	brazilliam
Turin:	sorry bob
Irene (127):	!Iren says: MJK, did you get our parcel?
MK:	brazilian
Guest 57:	If you were an object what would you be?
Guest 77:	MK: how did you become interested in jujitsu?
Guest 18:	Turin I will e-mail you sometime to get them. That was
ok
Guest 115:	MK-----> Have you ever seen Bill Hicks Live?
MK:	got my parcel, thankyou
Guest 57:	If you were an object what would you be?
acidfreq:	Gracie Brothers, huh?
Guest 66:	what belt are you MK?
Guest 123:	Maynard will you give me shit if I ask to have a pic
taken with you?
Irene (127):	!Irene says: No prob.
MK:	yes I've seen Bill Hicks live, and he has in turn seen
us live.
Guest 57:	If you were an object what would you be?
Guest 19:	when i send my artwork to the band will you actually
see it and keep it? and if you respond please put my guest number by the 
response
Guest 10:	!Hey Maynard, my brother wanted to know if you listen
to Wu-Tang.
Turin:	Maynard, I have to say your lyrics are the best! they
are soo deep...they're wonderful
MK:	something deaf
Guest 24:	Hey MAYNARD, my mom saw the lyrics for hush and lemme
tell you she doesn't think highly of them, i guess she is kinda fucked 
over in that way... cause i love em, all your lyrics change all my 
moods.. 
Guest 36:	MK----Do you have an email address? You should post
messages on the TOOL list.
Kabir (34):	=)
Guest 49:	this isn't going very well...i can't keep up.
Kabir (34):	like that's a good idea =)
Guest 18:	Turin are the other pics as good as those
MK:	flavor of the month
Guest 24:	and just totally how i feel
Irene (127):	!In case anyone is interested, shane says that he is
124 in the other room.
Guest 115:	really what show was he at?
Guest 50:	who gives a shit about your art
Guest 50:	who gives a shit about your art
Guest 93:	do you still like shrooms?
Guest 122:	MK:do you ever get on irc? could you plz visit us in
EFNET #TOOL?
Guest 77:	MK: why did you not pick another chatting format for
this?
Guest 81:	MAYNARD- HOW IS DEVO DOING?????
MK:	93 peyote
Guest 115:	Was he funny to talk w/ or did he actualy have a lot to
say
animus:	hey Nard, How arthehagging?
Guest 18:	i dont know
Guest 43:	24, tell your mother to go fuck herself, the piece of
shit, why doesnt she go and kill herself... just kidding ;) 
Guest 18:	do you like devo
Guest 15:	That stuff is strong...you'll trip for days!!!
Guest 24:	LOL, 43... it ain't a bad idea
Guest 77:	you have to respect your parents dude
Guest 36:	Do you like Pantera Maynard?
Guest 19:	when i send my artwork to the band will you actually
see it and keep it? and if you respond please put my guest number by the 
response
Guest 123:	I already asked about Devo!
Kabir (34):	M, did you get my mail about being in town for lolla?
animus:	Do you like Nikki
MK:	the band... or my son
Guest 10:	!WHIP IT, AND WHIP IT GOOD!
Guest 58:	red red wine
Guest 50:	who gives a shit about your art
Guest 71:	yeah, what do you think of Pantera?
Guest 81:	YOUR SON!!
Guest 50:	19
Guest 18:	Turin what was cold
Guest 57:	Why is the EYE such a repeating symbol in your last
album art?
MK:	I like my son... duh
animus:	Pantera who?
Guest 77:	mk: duh :)
Guest 71:	yeah, what do you think of Pantera?
Guest 122:	plz visit Http://users.accesscomm.net/~T00L/chemt.htm/
and thats ~T00L with 2 zeros
Guest 115:	heh
MK:	listen to the album and figure it out.
Guest 115:	lol
Guest 77:	mk: i feel sorry for you having to read all this.. i
feel sorry for myself as well.. heh.. why am i here? :) 
Guest 19:	i missed what you said 50
Guest 71:	yeah, what do you think of Pantera?
Guest 123:	Maynard what do you think of silverchair?
Guest 81:	MAYNARD- I ASKED "HOW IS YOUR SON DOING?"
Guest 93:	how bad did that tat hurt?
animus:	PanterWho?
Guest 11:	What do you think of what marilyn manson stands for.
Guest 77:	81: and he said 'fine' twenty minutes ago
Guest 57:	Where did you group up?
Guest 36:	silverchair burned out last year 123
Irene (127):	!everybody go and read the friggin FAQ before you ask
questions.
Guest 115:	MK ____> I read the Book Nothing in this Book is true
but it's exaclty the way things are have you read it? 
Guest 81:	oh
Guest 71:	yeah, what do you think of Pantera?
Guest 66:	who cares about antera where here to talk about tool =)
MK:	going to the stage.... back in a few


[MJK dipped out to another room or two; this room turned to questioning
if it was really him, and to chatting with kabir.  Don't worry, he
came back later.]

[Meanwhile, in the other room: "stage"]----------------------------

MK:	hi everyone...
Guest 134:	haha
Guest 150:	the noises are pretty gay
Guest 30:	^hey maynard!
Guest 144:	IT'S MAYNARD!
Guest 181:	lets get on with it!!!
Guest 133:	thats in indiana right?
Foxymophandle: nice... :)
Guest 128:	heya maynard
Guest 177:	God is here!
Guest 140:	hey MK!!!!!
MK:	oy!
Shane (124):	SHANE: hi scrabble-boy.
Guest 141:	here's your hammer
Guest 158:	HEY mAYNARD!!!!
Guest 57:	Cool Maynards here!
Guest 134:	maynard your the king
Guest 53:	Hi there!
Guest 112:	MAYNARD!!!
Guest 186:	anyone from Irvine?
MK:	hey
Guest 165:	is Maynard coming here?
Guest 136:	Maynard!
Guest 101:	Tell me Mr. Keenan, in what way did lachrymology and Bill 
Hicks effect your writing process. By the way, you're good friends with 
RAGE and Henry Rollins, right?
Guest 146:	hey Maynard!
MK:	hi shane
Guest 92:	do you have aids
Guest 177:	Maynard we love you!!!!
Guest 143:	^ok, we're done
Guest 140:	^mr maynard has entered the building
Guest 131:	hehe
Guest 197:	it's really crammed in here!!!
Guest 134:	maynard how many miles are on your car
MK:	150000
Guest 177:	Maynard, I want your car
Guest 163:	too many people
MK:	177 pay
Guest 136:	Maynard; if you don't mind, whats the story behind your kid, 
Devo?
Shane (124):	SHANE: irene says you got the parcel. good.
Guest 30:	^damn..thats why its only 6 grand..haha'
Guest 114:	hmm
Guest 141:	have you ever eaten scorpion?
MK:	136 you'll have to be more specific
Guest 114:	maynard how's yer mom
Guest 150:	Are we ever gonna see the No Quarter cover released?
Guest 92:	when is your next concert
Foxymophandle: the poor man can answer one at a time Guest 136:	well, 
youre not married right?
Guest 154:	!MAYNARD, DO YOU KNOW SOMEONE NAMED MR.DEATH
MK:	the 25th
Guest 136:	..so how'd you have him?
Guest 128:	what is the Ænema video going to be like?
Guest 30:	hmm
Guest 196:	!when did you first read lachrymology?
Guest 108:	maynard.. will you be working with TORI AMOS in the future?
Guest 139:	aren't you sick of all this yet?
MK:	about ten years ago.
MK:	108 hopefully
Guest 112:	Did Adam direct the vid.??
Guest 101:	Congratulations on your new album and your son Devo.
Guest 163:	Maynard what is your favorite song on ÆNIMA
Guest 146:	Any word on making a compilation video with all your music 
video's on it? un-edited?
Guest 186:	Is it true you have huge balls?
Guest 92:	where are you at mk
MK:	yes, Adam directed the video
Guest 57:	What did you think of Proper Grounds?
Guest 141:	when is gigantor going to die?
Guest 136:	Excuse-me??
Guest 140:	maynard .. what is the next film clip going to be seeing there 
is a message on the larrakin website ???
MK:	Aenima
Guest 107:	I can't think of any questions as cool as these, so I'll jsut 
make my statement. I want to thank you for making your music.
Guest 134:	whats the new vid gonna be like?
Guest 144:	ANY PLANS FOR ANOTHER ALBUM?
Guest 140:	oop ok
Guest 177:	Maynard, what do yyou think about bands covering your songs?
Guest 112:	cool, he answered my Q!!
Guest 169:	This needs to be moderated
Guest 133:	Maynard what do u think of the concert in canada where we are 
all assigned to seats to watch your concert
Guest 57:	What did you think of Proper Grounds?
Guest 154:	!MAYNARD, DO YOU KNOW SOMEONE NAMED MR. DEATH????
MK:	Aenema
Guest 128:	hmm...
Guest 163:	who are you talkijng to at the start of cold & ugle on opiate
Guest 92:	are you in cincinatie
Guest 114:	!Maynard do you get sick of your fans bugging you like this in 
a totally disorganised fashion, all of whom acting like total prats, 
myself included?
Guest 113:	MAYNARD, WHAT IS THE MEANING BEHIND " JIMMY "
Guest 107:	lets go a little slower people!!
MK:	133 order is good
Guest 57:	What did you think of SandMan?
Guest 128:	haha nice question
Guest 134:	i wouldnt consider myself a prat
MK:	177 with what?
Guest 144:	LOL
Shane (124):	!SHANE: give mjk some room.
Guest 107:	STOP!!!
Guest 143:	doesn't this feel like a press conference?
Guest 140:	maynard ... whats the story about the band yung you played 
with in sydney ??? did u guys know them previous to then ??
Guest 136:	Maynard; so what's the sound at the onset of Intolerance?
Guest 92:	yes
Guest 112:	what's a prat?
Guest 53:	We can do this in a more organized fashion.
MK:	136 it's a thing
Foxymophandle: *shakes his head....this is fame*
Guest 134:	maynard if you already said this than forget it but are you 
married?
MK:	young are friends of adams
Guest 177:	Maynard , do you feel like a supernatural being right now?
Guest 140:	or supported u i shold say
Guest 136:	alright
Guest 154:	!DO YOU KNOW A GUY NAMED MR. DEATH????
MK:	I'm not married
Guest 113:	PLEASE TELL ME THE MEANING OF JIMMY???
Guest 134:	ok thank you sir
Guest 134:	keep up the good work
MK:	113 no
Guest 53:	You're next to me MK!
Guest 57:	Maynard, what authors do you read?

[Whoever was logging left the room by mistake;
 the log is empty until Maynard moves out to the next room.

 There were 3 rooms ('bedroom', 'stage', 'lobby/whatever').
 This picks up now from the next room; "Lobby" I think.]-------------


MK:	hi all
Guest 217:	hey MK
Guest 235:	you got kicked out
Guest 141:	oh, there he is
Guest 90:	you can point that fucking finger up your ass
Guest 242:	hey
Guest 227:	there he is!!!
Guest 199:	hey maynard
Guest 11:	I was wrong
Guest 222:	how do you know?
Guest 170:	hey whats up
Guest 92:	hi mk
Guest 209:	MAYNARD!!!
Guest 235:	whats up merlin
MK:	hey
oms:	hey maynard!
Guest 199:	you are the best
Guest 227:	hey maynard...wuz up homey?
Guest 235:	heya maynard
Guest 235:	hows it goin
Guest 247:	What does 7001 mean?
Guest 168:	hi maynard
Guest 90:	i really enjoy your music
Guest 199:	do you have a favorite song to play live?
MK:	it's goin well
Guest 11:	Do you like marilyn manson
Guest 192:	everyone shut up already!!!!!1
Guest 235:	i have an idea
MK:	199 no
Guest 242:	chickenweasle
Guest 141:	do you realize how much this system blows?
Guest 92:	i love your music
Guest 243:	MAYNARD IS GOD!!! LET HIM SPEAK
Guest 11:	209 go away
Guest 217:	209 chill
Guest 249:	Hey...is ThirdEye from Diablo here?
Guest 237:	Maynard, I love your music. It is inspirational.
Guest 235:	how about everyone bombard him w questions
Guest 168:	Jesus christ...do you think he can answer all this shit you 
give him?
Guest 235:	hehehehe
Guest 58:	are you college edumacated?
Guest 222:	so I want to know if you planned that thing about the segues 
or if it's just a coincedence...
Guest 199:	I saw you guys a roseland a while back, it was the best 
concert ever
Guest 235:	MAYNARD
MK:	sort of....
Guest 235:	WANT A BEER?
Guest 217:	i'll give him so f;ing room if you guys won't
Guest 141:	i mean, it just sucks, big time
Guest 58:	who writes your lyrics?? the devil?
Guest 227:	u have a cool blue face
Guest 168:	FUCK FUCK FUCK...pls calm down people
Guest 199:	do you really have a son named Devo?
MK:	the whole album was a concidence... we didn't really record it 
, it just happened
Guest 92:	What songs will you be playing for Lolla?
Guest 11:	are you good friends with torry amos?
oms:	what other language do u speak on Aenima?
Guest 247:	How's Tori?
MK:	yes I have a son named DEVO 199
Guest 235:	KIND OF LIKE DIARHEEA
Guest 235:	IT JUST HAPPENS
Guest 235:	HEHE
Guest 227:	!maynard...u have an awesome blue face! :)
Guest 199:	thats an awsome name
Guest 249:	Devo RULES!!!
Guest 170:	!what does Tool do on its time in between tour stops?
Guest 141:	who is a better bassist, justin or paul?
Guest 115:	MK<------I have read the book Nothing in this book is true 
it's exactly the way things are have you read it?
Guest 247:	How's Tori?
Guest 222:	so like how the numbers, if you rearrange them are 46 & 2...in 
a mixed up way?
Guest 90:	can you adopt me maynard
MK:	we eat
Guest 200:	Greetings Mr. Keenan...I'd like to say I enjoy your music, and 
I think that the people who overanalyze it need to get lives like you 
do... ;P
Guest 243:	is mthm really a message from your machine left by an ex 
roomate?
Guest 269:	We appreciate your input into toolshed.down.net
Guest 58:	speiken ze duetch??
Guest 217:	what kind of recording process do you use, is it very 
spurattic in the studio, or do you go in with a definte plan?
MK:	174 yes
Guest 11:	what will you be playing at lollapalooza?
Guest 199:	I started to read the book Earh by David Brin, its pretty cool

MK:	yes
Guest 200:	Errr....that sounded wrong.... ;P
Guest 115:	MK<------I have read the book Nothing in this book is true 
it's exactly the way things are have you read it?
Guest 141:	ja, ich spreche deutsch.
MK:	yes
MK:	no I dont speak german
Guest 222:	I think it's neat anyway...
Guest 93:	HEY MJK we have a band in NC called plug- let us open- we dig 
your shit
Guest 254:	Hey Chrizto, are you here?
MK:	I recommended it
Guest 192:	MR. KEENAN, I HAVE TO ASK A LESS INTELLIGENT QUESTION FOR A 
FRIEND WHO COULDN'T COME, WHAT WAS YOUR INSPIRATION BEHIND JIMMY?
Guest 90:	WHAT ARE YOUR VEIWS ON L. RON HUBBARD?
Guest 58:	what are you saying in german on AEnima
Guest 260:	I was just wondering how you pronounce the name of your newest 
album
Guest 242:	what is the next music video going to be off?
Guest 93:	baaaaaa read the faq
Guest 247:	What is the signifigance of 7001? Is it just something you 
guys did to drive people crazy?
MK:	90 I dont view him
Guest 115:	Cool it's very well written good reading
Guest 141:	oh dear lord
Guest 90:	ENIMA
Guest 235:	HES GIVING A RECIPE
Guest 243:	IS LEARN TO SWIM ABOUT THE BIBLICAL FLOODS????
Guest 115:	sorry bout the spam
Guest 254:	yeah, people, like he doesn't know the lyrics...
Guest 222:	Why should you even ask that?
Guest 235:	DUH
Guest 235:	AND NO NUTS!!!!!!
Guest 227:	!do u go in the vip rooms at concerts???
Guest 200:	Hey MJK...what books would you recommend to someone who wants 
to get started on reading Jungian theory?
Guest 235:	HEHEHE
Guest 92:	Jimmy is about your mother's death right?
Guest 245:	Maynard, who were you talking about right before the intro to 
cold and ugly?
Guest 199:	When you play NYC during Lollapaloozacan you guys play 4 
degrees its my favorite song
Guest 141:	maynard, get a hummer (if you have the money)
Guest 235:	MAYNARD
Guest 93:	HEY MJK we have a band in NC called plug- let us open- we dig 
your shit
Guest 242:	Please make a home video, I think the fans deserve one.
oms:	what other languages do you speak??
MK:	200 anything by Joseph Campbell
Guest 222:	Are you going to play at this festival thing in Wilmington NC 
this summer?
MK:	none. no other languages
Guest 235:	I DONT WANT ANY ADVICE ON BOOKS OR LOVE
Guest 249:	So...Maynard..That second Mic that you use...That distorts 
your voice a bit correct?
Guest 269:	Hey MJK, do you ride a Harley?
Guest 254:	Hey Maaynard, do you have a headache from all these questions 
yet? =P
Guest 235:	I JUST THINK YOU GUYS ARE KEWL
Guest 11:	how old are you
Guest 141:	here's your hammer
Guest 252:	Maynard - will you ever release a live video........
MK:	hey... anybody want to buy my car>?
Guest 11:	I do
Guest 235:	YEAH
Guest 247:	Yes
Guest 245:	How much?
Guest 58:	What kind?
Guest 192:	WHERE CAN I LEARN MORE ABOUT LACHRYMOLOY?
Guest 90:	MAYNARD, WHAT WAS YOU INSPIRATION FOR EULOGY
Guest 235:	WHAT KIND IS IT
Guest 200:	I did...butI don't quite have the money...
Guest 93:	make and model please?
Guest 217:	MK, '72 Pinto hatchback? No thanks ;)
Guest 170:	is it true about needing a truck for Arizona?
Guest 141:	no way, its a piece of crap (no offense)
Guest 199:	6000 right?
Guest 92:	What kind of car, and how much?
Guest 254:	Chrizto, are you here?
MK:	87 BMW 325i
oms:	are you whispering something on stinkfist in another language???
Guest 279:	yikes
Guest 58:	how much?
Guest 242:	Maynard I'll trade a 180 Jeep CJ-7 with a 360 v8 for it
Guest 235:	WOW
Guest 245:	How much maynard?
Guest 93:	what do you want for it
Guest 199:	$6000 right?
Guest 242:	deal?
Guest 235:	AFRAID THATS OUTTA MY RANGE!!
Guest 200:	Maynard is selling a nice car....'87 BMW....how many miles 
does it have on it again?
Guest 222:	I guess that's a no, then?
Guest 92:	How much?
Guest 268:	why doesn't it say maynard on your dogtag?
Guest 58:	bmw's suck
MK:	3 miles
Guest 90:	THERE IS NO OTHER LANGUAGE ON ÆNIMA
Guest 247:	If you tell me what 7001 means, I'll buy all of your cars.
Guest 242:	bahaha
Guest 11:	how much money do you make?
Guest 254:	Cuz I know *I* have a headache already...
Guest 235:	3 MILES?
Guest 141:	do you ever go terrorizing elderly's in it?
Guest 268:	assuming its yours
Guest 243:	maynard is learn to swim about the biblical floods??????
Guest 235:	DROVE IT OFF THE LOT
MK:	7001 is a misprint
Guest 247:	!nooooo
Guest 245:	If you will sell it in person, I will give you $10,000!
Guest 242:	I'll trade my Jeep CJ-7 for your car Maynard
Guest 227:	what is 7001 from???
Guest 199:	When you play NYC during Lollapaloozacan you guys play 4 
degrees its my favorite song
Guest 93:	check is in the mail	send more money!
MK:	243 no
Guest 11:	how much money do you make?
Guest 222:	what kind of question is THAT, 141??
Guest 235:	7001 IS HOW MANY TIMES THE AVERAGE PERSON WIPES THEIR ASS, IN 
A LIFETIME
MK:	Im not a jukebox
Guest 269:	MJK, what's the meaning of the second sun being blue?
Guest 58:	are you one of those fly by night car salesman??or are you mjk?

Guest 85:	Maynard, have you read the book/seen the movie One Flew Over 
The Cuckoo's Nest?
Guest 235:	HEHEHEHEHE
Guest 93:	what do you want for it
Guest 243:	well what is about than???
Guest 115:	Don't upset him please
Guest 141:	!hey, don't criticize my questions.
Guest 297:	ok...I'm back now...that was wierd...
Guest 58:	sorry
MK:	$6000
Guest 273:	GET OF MK'S NUTS
Guest 247:	That's it? I'm a bit ahead then.
Guest 93:	sold
Guest 90:	MAYNARD , WHAT ARE YOUR VEIWS ON SCIENTOLGY? ARE YOU A 
SCIENTOLOGIST?
Guest 58:	500 cash?
Guest 192:	AHH, Half empty is on.....thanky you maynard
Guest 287:	why are you playing lollapalooza?
Guest 199:	I'll buy it
MK:	$500 cash
Guest 235:	HEY MAYNARD....( IN A STOOPID ANNOYING TONE) WHATS YER 
FAVORITE GIG
Guest 222:	Just thought it was a little weird, that's all!
Guest 58:	sure
Guest 297:	!AAAAAAAAA A A A A A!!!!!
Guest 235:	JK
Guest 260:	In what order will you appear at Lollapaloozain Los Angeles in 
August?
Guest 242:	What is the next music video going to be off?
Guest 11:	Ill sell you my body
Guest 93:	now youre completely sold out
Guest 227:	!leave maynard alone & read the faq at toolshed.down.net
Guest 53:	Can we give him space, I can't read his replies.
MK:	see you, auntie

[The lobby ends, go back to bedroom.]--------------------------

Guest 259:	he's back!
Irene (127):	MAYNARD IS BACK.
Merlin:	hey kids he's here
Guest 180:	kabir, you dirty little bastard
Turin:	woah!
Guest 39:	Heya Maynard
Guest 12:	DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER ONES OF YOURSELF
TURIN?????????????????????????????????/
Guest 203:	howdy GAYLORD!
Guest 259:	okay one at a time now people
Kabir (34):	hey, is this a kabir chat or an MJK chat? =)
Irene (127):	!THIS IS INSANITY!
MK:	kabir, sell my car
Guest 210:	I'm in FL
Guest 66:	welcome back Maynard!
The^Raven:	MK Look I am a dancin' bean
Guest 50:	do you like being called maynard or james
Guest 49:	welcome back, maynard.
Kabir (34):	i'm trying, bro
Guest 39:	Welcome to CHAOS. It's colder than hell, but louder.
Guest 19:	when i send my artwork to the band will you actually
see it and keep it? and if you respond please put my guest number by the 
response
Remyª:	Maynard, how many miles are on your car?
MK:	i dont like being called
Guest 203:	GAYLORD buy my van
Guest 123:	Hey Maynard.
Guest 43:	i vote kabir chat, you could become a cult hero or
something
Guest 272:	did i miss the maynerd chat? heheh
Guest 221:	ummm, which one of you is Maynard? I can't see.
Guest 77:	MK: go away while you still have time :) god i feel
sorry for you
Turin:	how do you like being addressed??
Irene (127):	!Irene says: I'll buy your car for 4000 CDN.
Guest 43:	(winks knowingly)
Guest 210:	MK - what's your fave band on Lolla?
Kabir (34):	Maynard, btw, how are you planning to get that car to
anyone if they actually buy it from, like, NYC 
Guest 66:	top right
MK:	19 yes, but I may not like it
Guest 12:	KABIR ALLREADY IS
Guest 50:	you don't likeme do you
Guest 50:	you don't likeme do you
Guest 74:	!19 WILL U PLEASE QUIT ASKING THAT!!!!!!!!!
Guest 171:	my dad used to have a beemer
Guest 203:	ship it 2nd day air!
Guest 19:	well i hope you do
Guest 210:	people let him answer the q's...
Guest 259:	so what is the sound at the begining of intolerance?
Guest 49:	all we have is a jeep cherokee.
Guest 49:	it's 7 years old.
Guest 18:	maynard what is the best offer for the car right now
MK:	cars drive, come buy it and drive it home
Kabir (34):	btw, M, do you play chess?
Guest 123:	Maynard my name is Melissa but my nickname is Maynard
(I know you don't care)
Guest 66:	hehe
Guest 180:	mk: do you keep in touch with Ken Andrews very much?
Guest 15:	What kind of car you got???
Irene (127):	!Irene says: I'll buy the car for 3000 CDN....
Guest 272:	shut up people!!
Guest 285:	!MAYNARD, DO YOU KNOW A MR. DEATH.
MK:	$7000
Remyª:	15: It's a BMW.
Kabir (34):	hahahaha... two85...
Guest 272:	ANYWAY WHENS THE NEW TOOL VIDEO DUE???????/
Guest 171:	it went up?
Guest 52:	Hello again Maynard!!
MK:	but the person is't very nice
Guest 221:	hi Maynard, this is hello from Vancouver, BC, Canada.
Guest 109:	hey maynard, do you need the whole 6000 at once??
Kabir (34):	it's an auction!
Guest 182:	!one question at a time
Guest 202:	don
Guest 109:	i could put 1000 down....
Guest 50:	you said 6000 in the other room
Guest 18:	how many miles are on the car
The^Raven:	MK ARE YOU EVER GOIN' TO DO AN INTERVIEW FOR MUCH MUSIC
AGAIN??
MK:	I'll take a dollar a month...
Guest 210:	calm down and let him answer questions guys...
Remyª:	SOLD!
Guest 66:	haha I'll BUY IT
Guest 19:	i hope that you like my artwork i spent a lot of time
on it and tool's music inspired it
Guest 52:	for how many months?
Guest 285:	!I LOVE YOU MAYNARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The^Raven:	MUCH MUSIC IS PLAYING PRISON SEX AGAIN
Guest 123:	Maynard do you like Canada?
MK:	19 you're not a stalker are you?
Guest 109:	may i buy the car maynard?
Guest 171:	your dumb
Guest 221:	heh heh
The^Raven:	MK DO YOU LIKE MY DANCIN' BEAN
Guest 210:	Maynard - what is the most common misconception about
Tool?
Guest 19:	no of course not
Guest 171:	do you like jello?
Kabir (34):	canada. nobody knos the capital of canada whos' from
US.
MK:	171 you're dumb
Guest 203:	yo Gaylord, how about Blackwater!
Guest 202:	:)
Guest 180:	are you more satisfied with Justin's talent... as
opposed to Paul??
Guest 39:	19 Why not? ;-)
Guest 285:	I AM A STALKER
Guest 171:	doe!
Guest 18:	Mk most people here are stalkers
Guest 77:	hahahhahaha
Guest 272:	Maynard:::::: whens the new tool video due?????
Irene (127):	!THEY'RE ALL STALKERS!
Guest 210:	I'm not a stalker...but a rabid fan :)
Guest 12:	WHY USE THIS SILLY CHAT CLIENT
MK????????????????????????????????????
The^Raven:	MK ARE YOU EVER GOIN' TO DO AN INTERVIEW FOR MUCH MUSIC
AGAIN??
Guest 43:	quite frankly i think that about 2/3 of us here are
potential stalkers
Guest 24:	hey Maynard... how do you think up your songs... you
write such amazing stuff... im guessing its on past issues right? 
Kabir (34):	Kabir says - maynard, how do you put up with it?
Remyª:	Hey MK...is this more or less fun than performing for
$cientologists?
Guest 285:	!I AM STALKING YOU!!!!!!!!
MK:	yes I will
Guest 123:	Stop crowding over him!
Irene (127):	!fuck MM--Teresa Roncon's gone!
Guest 74:	PEOPLE GIVE HIM TIME TO ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!
Guest 259:	Whats that noise at the beggining of intolerance!!!!!!
Guest 19:	i just thought i would make some artwork as a sort of
thanx for giving me some good music to listen too 
The^Raven:	KEWL..THEY ARE NOW PLAYING PRISON SEX AGAIN
Guest 43:	we're just too clumsy to stalk... we could become
moseyers!
Guest 203:	quick jump on maynard he's finally the same size as you
Guest 206:	You ever been to Joshua Tree?
Guest 221:	hi Maynard, how is Devo doing?
MK:	a thing... a noise is a thing
Guest 74:	!19 CHILL OUT!!!!!!!!!
Guest 66:	its sounds like an outboard boat engine
Guest 312:	ahh hh this is insane!!!!!
Guest 171:	i dont wanna be famous, cause then ill have to do shit
like this
MK:	devo's doing fine how are you?
Guest 39:	MK: Do you feel we should chalk up $25 for this really
shitty client that stifles creativity and creates major chaos? 
Guest 12:	I MASTURBATE TO TOOL"S MUSIC>>>>>>>>>>DO YOU THINK
THATS WRONG???????????????????????????????????????? 
Guest 221:	I'm well, thanks. Are you jetlagged right now?
Guest 259:	please answer my question
Guest 180:	how old is little Devo now?
Guest 18:	Maynard do like Whip It when devo sing it
Guest 15:	I'd like to see a pic of Devo
MK:	I think so.,
The^Raven:	MK ONLY DO INTERVIEWS WITH SOOK YIN LEE ALL THE OTHER
VJS ARE HOMOS
Irene (127):	!Irene says: Kabir, this is fucking insanity.
Guest 272:	Maynard::: i got this cool TOOL BOOTLEG VIDEO FROM LA
lol
MK:	what was your question?
Guest 43:	depends which song, and where you put the CD :)
Kabir (34):	Irene, I know.
Guest 203:	Yo Gaylord, Hows' that blackwater treating ya?
Guest 221:	I hate jetlag. It makes time meaningless and a watch a
piece of junk.
Guest 24:	hey Maynard... Whats your relationship with Rage
against The MAchine?
Guest 259:	what is that noise on the begining of intolerance?
Kabir (34):	Irene, MJK, i challenge you both to a game of scrabble.
Remyª:	259, he already told us.
Irene (127):	!Shane says people in the other room are freaking out.
Guest 66:	what is your feelings on bootlegs maynard?
Guest 210:	All you people are rude. Can't even get my question
in...
Guest 19:	if your ever in indiana, pa feel free to stop by for
dinner sometime :)
Guest 18:	MK what is Tools next video going to Be
Guest 272:	MK:::: WHENS THE new tool video due on crappy MTV
MK:	the noise is a thing...
Guest 259:	oh sorry
Guest 12:	WHAT ARE YOUR FEELING"S ON ALL THE TOOL
BOOTLEG'S????????????????????????????????????????????? 
Guest 182:	MK: Are you activly involed in RAINN?
Guest 66:	he said its a noise 259
Guest 77:	MK: what made you decide to censor your lyrics and do a
video.. when beforehand you've said that you dont like censorship 
Guest 171:	its a freakin scuba diver
Guest 123:	Maynard when you're at Lollapalooza in Toronto, are you
going on the rides?
MK:	that's all I can tell ya
The^Raven:	MK ONLY DO INTERVIEWS WITH SOOK YIN LEE ALL THE OTHER
VJS ARE HOMOS
Guest 206:	So what about Castenada?
Guest 180:	I WANT HAVE SEX WITH 4 degrees PLAYING IN THE
BACKGROUND
Guest 39:	Why live by the clock anyway, 221?
MK:	no
Guest 221:	So where are you at right now, Mr. Maynard?
MK:	RAIN no
Guest 288:	Woah, I got in!
MK:	221 I'm up in the corner
Kabir (34):	hahaha
Guest 77:	180: you couldn't have sex if it bit you on the nose
Turin:	is 4 degrees about change and opening up? or anal sex?
Guest 39:	hahahah
MK:	what about him
Guest 221:	No no no, I meant in REAL life. :)
Guest 312:	Hi ya Maynard! This is Victor Canales from Nova Scotia,
Canada. Would TOOL ever consider roaming down towards the East Coast of 
Canada sometime? You have plenty of fans here. 
Guest 288:	Now to figure out who is who...
Guest 171:	dont crowd around or any thing
Guest 180:	OK, maybe right
Guest 24:	Kabir... you know that is too cool
Guest 43:	turin... is there a difference?
Guest 210:	I think I'm going to go by MK in the corner...everyone
else is rude
Guest 285:	!MAYNARD, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU AT WPALM BEACH
Kabir (34):	thanks, i think
MK:	312 ok
Guest 272:	MK:::::: MR BUNGLE
ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!! !!!!1
Guest 206:	Is the cover of the new album related?
Guest 203:	Yo Gaylord how about the sphinx and enlightenment and
shit like that?
Remyª:	Maynard, do you lurk on the Tool-List? If so, WHY? If
not, thank someone other than God.
Guest 229:	when is tool coming to the bay area?
Turin:	43, *lol* *ahem* yes! *grin*
MK:	206 related to who.... Rush Limbaugh?
Guest 18:	What is Tools next video going to be and when can we
expect it
Guest 270:	Maynard :I Know your busy, I have one question and
thats it: My names Dach Chaney adn I was wondering if you were still 
looking for artists for the TOOL projects. 
Kabir (34):	kabir says - who's idea was this!?
Guest 43:	gtcha
MK:	18 soon
Guest 77:	MK: did you wanna play at ozzfest?? seeing as sabbath
was there and everything...?
MK:	77 no
Guest 123:	Maynard how old is Devo?
Guest 272:	MK-0---- WHATS UP WITH THE NEW TOOL VIDEO
Guest 288:	Grrrr
Guest 180:	MK: do you plan on releasing NO QUARTER anytime
soon????
Guest 221:	oh Maynard, Tori Amos says you bake good cookies.
What's your specialty?
MK:	123 almost 2
Guest 285:	!DO YOU LIKE THE WORD POSEUR
Guest 206:	No, the ideas of evolution, Don Genaro, etc.
Guest 49:	hey maynard, my town is really small and close-minded.
they won't let many concerts come here. I live in Bristol, VA. Would TooL 
ever come play here to show those conservatives a thing or two? 
Guest 190:	34-Are you feeling that this was a bad idea, too?
MK:	180 no
Guest 182:	MK: What do you think of Marilyn Manson?
Remyª:	221, everyone knows...Hash cookies. With no eggs.
Turin:	maynard, is 4 degrees about anal sex or opening up and
change, or none of the above?
Kabir (34):	sigh.
Guest 180:	why not?
Guest 171:	tori amos is good
Guest 66:	Mk did you dislike playing at equinox?
Kabir (34):	irene, when are we gonna hang again?
MK:	49 sure
Guest 180:	it's a wonderful song
Guest 43:	Turin, its about thermometers
Guest 77:	mk: what made you decide to play lollapalooza again.. ?
Guest 49:	thanks!
Irene (127):	!Irene says: I'm getting all wonky trying to read this
stuff.
Guest 49:	:)
Turin:	shut up 43 *grin*
Guest 19:	maynard i was just wandering if you vote?
Guest 43:	nyuk nyuk
MK:	66 no, I did not dislike playing at equinox
Guest 203:	Yo Gaylord, good luck, burnt out, blackwater rules
Guest 123:	Maynard that's cool.
Guest 210:	Maynard - don't you think that eMpTyV kind of takes
away from the art of the music - promoting image? I hate videos because I 
cannot use my own imagination the next time I hear a song...what do you 
th 
Guest 272:	MAYNARD::: ONE QESTION...... I HAVE TO KNOW... R U
BISEXUAL????????????????????????????????????????????????? 
Guest 221:	chocolate chip? ketamin clumps?
Guest 66:	cool :)
MK:	tricky
Guest 171:	may- are all the rooms like this
Guest 229:	when is Tool gonna come to the san francisco bay
area?
Guest 259:	I'd have to say that Hooker with a Penis is the most
adrenaline pumping song I have ever been moved by......... 
Kabir (34):	wow.
MK:	210 I disagree
Guest 210:	Maynard - don't you think that eMpTyV kind of takes
away from the art of the music - promoting image? I hate videos because I 
cannot use my own imagination the next time I hear a song... 
Turin:	Maynard, I have to say that you are awesome, you're
lyrics are great, and pushit is my favourite song you have written 
The^Raven:	MK ARE BRINGIN' ALL THOSE FANSY VIDEOS AND STUFF TO
LOLLA??
Guest 285:	YOU SHOULD MAKE A VIDEO FOR DIE EIER VAN SATAN
Guest 19:	maynard i was just wandering if you vote?
Guest 288:	*rolls eyes*
MK:	russian tea cakes
Guest 182:	MK: What do you think of Marilyn Manson?
Guest 180:	285: bad idea
Guest 221:	mmm mmm good
Guest 18:	MK next time you tour are going to go to Spokane, WA
Guest 15:	Did your roadie ever get that testicle???????????????
Irene (127):	^Irene is getting a headache from all the idiotic
questions.
Guest 43:	210... that only happens if the video blatantly
expresses the meaning of the song, rather than being more oblique 
Guest 272:	TOOL AND MANSON SHOULD
TOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Guest 49:	hey maynard, what do you think about this chat room?
MK:	15 yes
Guest 12:	WILL LOLLA BE LIKE YOUR HEADLINING TOUR???????????
Remyª:	Maynard, if you had to erase ONE SONG from your memory,
which one would it be?
Guest 171:	the videos are really cool
Guest 203:	marylin wish i were alice cooper manson?
Guest 259:	yeah I agree with you 18
Guest 210:	Why MK - why do you disagree with me? About the MTV
thing?
Guest 77:	272: shut the fuck up thats the stupidest thing ever :)
Guest 15:	That's good
MK:	272 should leave the room
Guest 77:	MK: agreed
Guest 272:	lOl thanks
Kabir (34):	=)
Remyª:	Here, here.
MK:	I don't remember
Guest 182:	MK: What do you think of Marilyn Manson?
Guest 66:	yeah i agree :)
Guest 221:	err, i dunno what russian tea cakes are
Guest 123:	Maynard what's your biggest regret?
Guest 18:	Who agrees with me
The^Raven:	MK ARE BRINGIN' ALL THOSE FANSY VIDEOS AND STUFF TO
LOLLA??
Guest 203:	marilyn wanna be alice cooper manson?
Kabir (34):	Maynard - anything you want to see while in W. Palm
Beach?
Guest 43:	123... this.
Guest 203:	they suck
MK:	mexican wedding cakes, snowballs
Guest 203:	snowballs rock
Guest 272:	MK--- whats going on with the new tool video or when is
one due?
MK:	I dont remember
Remyª:	Ah, screw the props.
Guest 18:	Who agrees with me
MK:	soon
Guest 49:	maynard, is tool playing last or second-to-last at
lollapalooza?
Guest 259:	So when is a new album going to be worked on????????
Guest 288:	This is like way nervewracking and stuff
MK:	brb....

[back into the 
Stage]-----------------------------------------------------

Guest 133:	hey maynard
MK:	where is Shane?
Guest 297:	hi maynard
Remyª:	Heh, heh, heh...
Shane (124):	SHANE: no. 124.
Guest 274:	107...move. Please.
Guest 30:	IS SHANE YOUR SANCTITY NOW....??? HAHA
Guest 107:	sorry. that was big.
Guest 113:	IF ANYONE WANTS SOME TOOL DRUM CHARTS FEEL FREE TO E-MAIL ME
Guest 274:	OK.
Guest 299:	maynard..why didnt you guys tour in milwaukee for the aenima 
tour?????????
EvilAngel©:	^BACK STAGE PASSES TO GRAT WOODS LOLLA?
Shane (124):	!shane is 124.
Guest 309:	Maynard, who is your favorite band
Guest 323:	Heya MK
Guest 90:	MAYNARD I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOUR VEIWS ON SCIENTOLOGY ARE, ARE 
YOU A SCIENTOLOGIST?
Guest 169:	Maynard: You write of the expansion of human consciousness in 
your songs. Have you ever read William S. Burroughs’ theories on the 
subject?
Foxymophandle: guys guys...i believes he's talking to shane...give him a 
min MK:	299 I dont drink or eat cheese
Guest 176:	that surprise at the amphithatre kicked ass
Remyª:	Guest 90, are you a fucking idiot?
Guest 299:	tooo many questions
Guest 146:	what are your views on religion in general?
Remyª:	Just curious.
Guest 11:	how old were you when you were in your first band?
MK:	I'm not a Scientologist, nor should anyone else be.
Guest 113:	WHAT'S UP WITH CHEESE
Guest 19:	maynard where you a straight A student in school?
Guest 323:	guys, get the hell out of the middle
Guest 101:	I got that "The Joyful Guide to Laychrymology" book.
Foxymophandle: chuckle
Guest 107:	right on MAynard.
Guest 114:	MK, Is your car still for sale?
Guest 299:	fuck that
MK:	11 27
Guest 11:	how old were you when you were in your first band?
Remyª:	Maynard, can I have that prop your smily face is wearing when 
you're done?
Guest 131:	i have a bs pass in cincinnati..
Guest 182:	Maynard: what do you think about drugs and alcohol?
Guest 119:	fuck L. Ron Hubbard and fuck all his clothes should explain 
that
Shane (124):	SHANE: what's up ma belle crotte?
Guest 299:	fucking stereotypes
Guest 113:	101 HOW DID YOU GET IT??
Guest 297:	Hi Maynard..Do me a favor, and tell Adam that a guy on the 
chat thing said hi
Guest 309:	Maynard, who is your favorite band
Guest 134:	fuck all his clothes...lol
Guest 112:	MK, why did u cancel the Courpus Christi TX show??
Guest 274:	it's CLONES.
Remyª:	No, wait, that was lame.
Guest 150:	What's the story on the CAD Fingernails tape?
Guest 90:	I THINK DRUGS AR DUMB
Guest 11:	get off maynard 90
Guest 107:	give him room!!
Guest 158:	Maynard........i was the guy who asked you about Adam's 
signature to complete my vinyl for framing?!?!?!?!?is therre as way to 
get his signature?!?!?!?!
Guest 288:	LOL!
Guest 53:	Guess 276, guess 90. I can't see, please move.
Guest 299:	drugs are great.....they expand the mind
MK:	drugs think you're dumb too
Guest 30:	HAHA RIGHT ON
Guest 143:	maynard, why do you avoid minnesota like the plague?
MK:	that was a project not a band.
Guest 134:	quit humping maynards legs
Guest 146:	Maynard: what are your views on religion in general?
Guest 309:	Maynard, who is your favorite band
Guest 318:	Maynard: do you like Korn?
Guest 274:	Maynard's the big ticket, right?
Guest 299:	KORN SUX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guest 297:	!Yeah...Minnesota RULES!!!!!!
Guest 11:	get off maynard 90
Guest 30:	274...YUP..HAHA
Guest 276:	MK What's your favorite part about touring Lollapalooza?
Guest 113:	MJK - IS THAT YOU DOING THE COMEDY THIG AT THE BEGINING OF 3RD 
EYE?
Guest 274:	excuse you, 299?
Guest 274:	no. I think that's Bill Hicks.
Guest 169:	Maynard: Do drugs play a productive role in the expansion of 
consciousness?
Guest 158:	i hate morons
Guest 144:	any buhhdist in here?
Guest 134:	thats bill hicks
MK:	because it's not like the plauge, it is the plauge...
MK:	just kidding
MK:	113 no that's bill hicks dickwad
Guest 309:	Maynard, do you think we should rip all the seats out of the 
show in Woderland
Guest 299:	fucking read the faq u moron
Guest 299:	stop asking faggidy ?'s
EvilAngel©:	^Who's going to Great Woods to see Lolla?
Guest 176:	go read the faq crackhead
Remyª:	Is this pointless, or an exercise in futility? Or both?
Guest 133:	WHo would win in fight Korn or TOOL?
Shane (124):	SHANE: are irene and kabir driving you nuts?
Guest 114:	It's Bill Hicks at the start of third eye
Guest 101:	You feel very strongly about animals. Why?
Guest 11:	do you think marilyn manson are sincere or just fakes
Remyª:	113, GO READ THE FUCKING FAQ on TDN.
Guest 288:	Ok, can someone tell me how I can tell MJK's text from 
everyone elses so I wont get a headache reading it all??
Guest 288:	I think it's pretty much both, Rem
Guest 90:	BILL HICKS, ISN'T THAT A COMEDIAN
Foxymophandle: mjk...do you see this insanity as a good thing for 
america's future...or you care not? Guest 274:	:yeah...
Guest 136:	Maynard: in regards to No Quarter being directed towards 
people under 25, do you not agree that that's just a generilization?
Guest 112:	I've heard that phrase before, Foxy...
Guest 299:	I WANNA SEE SOME TOOL IN MILWAUKEE NEXT TOUR OR SOMEONE WILL 
PAY
Guest 30:	HELEFT!! YOU PEOPLE SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Guest 11:	hes gone now
Guest 323:	Guys, keep it in your collective pants...one question at a 
time, christ
Guest 107:	Thanks you Maynard for expressing the things that gimps like 
myself could never do.
Guest 53:	He's gone friends.
Guest 134:	look he left


[end stage]---------------------------------------------------

[was there a lobby bit here?  i have no idea.]

[final bedroom visit]-----------------------------------------


Guest 247:	Maynard!!!
Kabir (34):	hey maynard
Guest 66:	he's back :)
Guest 180:	mk!!
Kabir (34):	it became a kabir chat
Guest 202:	welcom eback
Guest 123:	323 how did you get them?
Guest 15:	What other bands do you like Kabir??????
Guest 248:	wb
Guest 221:	hi maynard, welcome back. :)
Guest 259:	hey there MK how ya doing?
Guest 206:	Back again eh~!
Irene (127):	!This place is chaos.
Guest 328:	MK, Happy Belated Birthday...
Kabir (34):	kashmir ;)
Guest 43:	i just found a lot of it slightly confusing
Guest 12.... how long have you been here>?
Guest 203:	it's all about kabir anyway
Guest 49:	hey, MK.
Guest 171:	im gonna rebel and talk to kabir instead
Guest 15:	Hey Maynard
Guest 323:	Welcome...
Guest 123:	Hey again MAynard!
Guest 18:	Turin ya there
Kabir (34):	that's all i'll say
Guest 64:	Ok, somebody probably told maynard that if he went into
this room with like forty fucking smily faces it would look real cool if 
he was roasted, which he probably is. I guess he thought it sucked 
Guest 354:	Hey Maynard: I made a present for ya.
Guest 12:	ABOUT $ HOURS
Guest 66:	how long you here for MK?
Guest 12:	4 hours
Guest 49:	MK: do you think that this is weird?
Guest 210:	male?
Guest 210:	MK - I said that MTV takes away from the music...I
think it promotes more image when the person listening to the msuic 
should look to their own imagination.-my name is Kerry 
Guest 354:	Hey Maynard: I made a present for ya.
wish:	look i'm manson
Guest 123:	Maynard I was here since who knows when, but I got
disconnected.
Guest 12:	you da man
Maynard.................................................... 
Guest 171:	these smiely faces are annoying
Kabir (34)9:	i read the wasp factory . . . took me a hell of a long
time to find it
Guest 247:	Is there a connection between 4 Degrees having 6min.
2sec. (4, 6, and 2) and the song Forty-Six and Two? 
Kabir (34):	MJK - they told us you'd gotten disconnected.
Guest 335:	this is just insane..
Guest 203:	Yo Gaylord, how about that blackwater?
Guest 77:	maynard isn't the man.. hes a man :P
Guest 180:	MK: do you enjoy most of your dreams?... Do they
influence your music?
Guest 12:	I'm here for
ya.............................................................. 
MK:	12 take some courses in accounting with an eye to the
future.
Irene (127):	!Irene says: I can't believe you have the patience for
this, Maynard.
Guest 354:	its a man on his knees screaming..i made it out of
bone..Ill give it to ya at the show..Ill throw it up on stage 
Guest 323:	Well, Maynard, I want to thank you for coming on here
and giving us Tool fans a few moments of glory ;) 
Guest 210:	No man is god.
Kabir (34):	hahah =)
Guest 221:	my question is: what keeps you going in life, that
sources your energy (I don't mean food)? 
Guest 18:	MK will you be coming to spokane wa next time you tour
Guest 39:	Maynard: Lolla at DC is coming up... are you psyched?
Guest 171:	MAYNARD do you write as a band or indepndantly?
Kabir (34):	sigh.
MK:	354 don't throw anything toward the stage
Guest 49:	MK - are you looking forward to lolla?
MK:	you'll get thrown out...
Guest 24:	Hey maynard... so every third concert you switch the
lyrics to songs? Thats pretty cool
Guest 361:	maynard, why are you playing lollapalooza?
Guest 203:	203 is burnt and loves you very much (wink)
Guest 354:	Maynard..Can I give it to someone to hand to ya? Maybe
a guard?
Guest 77:	MK: especially if he throws bone shit at you :)
MK:	send it to the address on the album cover.
wish:	24- are you a stalker?
Guest 12:	got my plan all mapped out............................I
just invested in an Internet access company 
EvilAngel©:	^Maynard....what about any soundtrack projects for
movies?
Kabir (34):	MK - how are you feeling after that bus crash?
Guest 49:	MK, what do you think about bootlegs??
Guest 123:	Maynard are you going on the rides at the lolla in
Wonderland?
Guest 247:	Don't make any more videos, Maynard!
Guest 354:	Ok..Ill do that then
Guest 335:	!I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGISE ON BEHALF OF ALL THE
ADELAIDE FANS FOR ANY PROGETILES THAT HIT ANY MEMBER OF TOOL! 
Guest 313:	this looks really tripped out..all these smily faces
with words coming out of their heads
Guest 180:	do your dreams infulence your music?
MK:	354 sure
Guest 43:	hey MK, did you deny permission to publish the CAD demo
cause you think its just bad, or rather to avoid explotation of it and us 

Guest 39:	Hhahah Kabir
Guest 221:	to MK: what keeps you going in life? from: 221
Guest 18:	Maynard will you be coming to spokane wa next time you
tour
Guest 202:	are you gonna have a shortened set for lolla?
Guest 66:	yeah id like to apologise for the poor behaviour at
equinox
EvilAngel©:	^Maynard....what about any soundtrack projects for
movies?
Guest 171:	at convention hall they threw glow thingys
MK:	like I'm gonna carry it around for the rest of th etour
in my fuckin luggage
Guest 18:	Maynard will you be coming to spokane wa next time you
tour
Guest 15:	Who's the "Bob Marley Wannabe Motherfucker" on
Opiate???????
wish:	can people learn to TYPE CORRECTLY please
MK:	43 yes it sucks
Guest 171:	maynard do you write as a band?
Guest 354:	I dont know if youll like it..but I got the idea from
the yoga person on the CD
Kabir (34):	sorry about that
Guest 18:	Maynard will you be coming to spokane wa next time you
tour
Kabir (34):	iclicked out =-)
Guest 361:	there is probably just some flunky with MK on his face
to amuse the simpletons here
Guest 77:	MK: hahaha :)
Kabir (34):	what did i miss?
Guest 66:	is that Henry Rollins?
MK:	They're silly
Guest 24:	LOL Maynard
Guest 203:	did you read that book on the sphinx yet?
Guest 64:	stop it with the crude language you silly butt-fucking
assholes
Guest 202:	ka, not much
Guest 180:	MK: do you recognize Kabir for his greatness?
Guest 18:	Maynard will you be coming to spokane wa next time you
tour
MK:	is what Henry Rollins?
Guest 123:	Maynard are you currently writing new mayerial?
Remyª:	Maynard, are you the only famous person to chat online
and type for themselves?
Kabir (34):	doht.
MK:	123 no
EvilAngel©:	^Maynard....what about any soundtrack projects for
movies?
Guest 18:	Maynard will you be coming to spokane wa next time you
tour
Guest 49:	Maynard: what do you like to do online? do you ever
chat?
Remyª:	You could be making history.
Guest 43:	the clips they had up on the third eye digital site
sounded like peter gabriel... is he an influence or was it just an 
unfortunate coincidence... or maybe thats why it sucks ;) 
Guest 123:	fuck I meant material
Guest 259:	So when is a new album going to be worked on?????????
Guest 18:	Maynard will you be coming to spokane wa next time you
tour
MK:	Remy.... that's a difficult question to answer...
Guest 203:	kiss kiss
Guest 18:	Maynard will you be coming to spokane wa next time you
tour
Guest 288:	Good one Remy... someting semi intelligent for a change
;)
Guest 202:	any chance that pushit will be played at lolla in
texas?
Guest 354:	dont do that 203
Guest 171:	DO you write songs as a band??
Guest 18:	Maynard will you be coming to spokane wa next time you
tour
MK:	43 Peter Gabriel's an amazing musician
Kabir (34):	irene, stil lhere?
MK:	check out passion
Guest 18:	Maynard will you be coming to spokane wa next time you
tour
Guest 259:	what is the song lineup in Lolla?
Guest 355:	DAMN IT
Guest 180:	MK: who is your favorite author?
Guest 171:	come on
Guest 15:	Where do I get Tool Boxers or a Tool wrench key chain
like Danny's?????????
Guest 77:	MK: heh.. me and my friend were having an arguement.. i
wanna hear it from you.. is it "Condemned if you" or "connected to" on H 
????
Guest 354:	Maynard: Do you like SKINNY PUPPY?
Guest 18:	Maynard will you be coming to spokane wa next time you
tour
Guest 203:	what about blackwater? pretty good stuff eh?
MK:	the soundtrack to the Last Temptation of Christ
Guest 335:	do you find 50,000 questions at once a little unerving?
Guest 43:	hmmm thought it was too similar for coincidence
Guest 39:	MK: What are your thoughts on Prodigy?
Guest 18:	Maynard will you be coming to spokane wa next time you
tour
Kabir (34):	MK - did you like th movie as well?
Guest 66:	oh GOD
Guest 123:	Maynard who else do you consider to be amazing
musicians?
MK:	77 Connected
Guest 18:	Maynard will you be coming to spokane wa next time you
tour
Guest 221:	to MK: do you ever listen to Vangelis?
MK:	18 I don't know
Guest 355:	I WANNA do it
Guest 18:	Maynard will you be coming to spokane wa next time you
tour
Merlin:	hey maynard long time no see
Irene (127):	!Yeah, I listen to PASSION while i'm doing the dishes.
still here kabir.
Guest 171:	the sludgehammer video rocks
Guest 190:	MK-Is free verse a choice or does it just happend to
come out that way?
Guest 49:	everyone slow down.
Remyª:	And while we're talking about how you feel about
people, how do you feel about Trent Reznor? 
Guest 66:	18 hes siad he doesnt know!!
Guest 77:	MK: i'm gunna have to beat his ass.. you ever heard of
any guy named "ForLamp" or "perry mcgee" 
Guest 49:	this would go a lot better.
MK:	still here kabir..... sell my car!
Guest 354:	Maynard: Do you like SKINNY PUPPY?
Guest 180:	at what age did you start to reallize your religious
beliefs?
Guest 18:	what are your goals as a group after lollapalooza
Guest 248:	what kind of music do you listen to on the road?
EvilAngel©:	^Maynard...you mean you did Passion from the Last
Temptation of Christ soundtrack?
Guest 49:	!EVERYONE TAKE TURNS!
Guest 18:	what are your goals as a group after lollapalooza
MK:	who the fuck is perry mgcgee
Guest 24:	Hey Maynard... does tool have a message that they are
trying to send? And is it a positive message????? PLEASE anwser that =)l 

Guest 355:	MK do you like FL???????
Merlin:	is green jellO still around?
Guest 190:	MK-Is free verse a choice or does it just happen to
come out that way?
Guest 313:	mk - my local radio station had a tool fest yesterday
because it was fri 13th..just thought I'd share :) 
Kabir (34):	kabir says - yo, fools, buy the mans' car. it's a
limited edition rare rock-star-owned BMW! 
MK:	dinner
Guest 18:	what are your goals as a group after lollapalooza
Guest 259:	New album project?
Guest 43:	hey... where did that come from?
Guest 123:	Maynard what do you think of Cobain?
Guest 49:	!THIS IS GETTING SILLY! STOP THIS NONSENSE!
Guest 77:	MK: you ever heard of #toolshed?
Guest 203:	maynard what about the aliens, the dimensions, the
sphinx?
Guest 18:	what are your goals as a group after lollapalooza
Guest 49:	That reminds me:
MK:	24 think for yourself
EvilAngel©:	^Maynard...you mean you did Passion from the Last
Temptation of Christ soundtrack?
Guest 39:	MK: What are your thoughts on Prodigy?
Guest 15:	Florida has the best dancer's right??????????
Guest 361:	is lollapalooza a sellout tour, i.e. Metallica? 361
Guest 18:	what are your goals as a group after lollapalooza
Guest 49:	MK, i've heard somewhere that you like Monty Python. Do
you?
MK:	190 yes
Guest 354:	MJK: Do you think youll put out another album?
Guest 24:	good point.... hehe ;)
Guest 18:	what are your goals as a group after lollapalooza
MK:	34 exactly
Guest 259:	slow down peopl!
Guest 355:	IT MUST SUCK TO BE FAMOUS
Guest 49:	Cause i love them.
Guest 18:	what are your goals as a group after lollapalooza
Irene (127):	!KABIR LET'S SPLIT AND WATCH SOME STRIPPERS.
Guest 323:	Green JellØ is alive and kick'in i called their
answering machine yesterday
Guest 171:	we are the knights who say neee
Guest 18:	what are your goals as a group after lollapalooza
Guest 66:	MK : what do you think of radio editing your songs ie.
Aenima? to give them airplay>>>
MK:	they're all sell out tours geek
Guest 221:	to Maynard: what's the highest note you've ever tried
to sing?
Guest 354:	love that British humor
Guest 43:	39.. watch it, youll start a slew of python quoting if
youre not careful
Merlin:	hey maynard is green jellO still around??
Guest 203:	what about bill hicks, what about the grey men
Guest 335:	:Good Grief
Guest 180:	MK: at what age did you realize your religious beliefs?
Guest 24:	Yep.... Maynard definatly had the coolest car in the
band hehehe
Guest 18:	what are your goals as a group after lollapalooza
Guest 203:	hee hee
MK:	note q
Guest 66:	MK : what do you think of radio editing your songs ie.
Aenima? to give them airplay>>>
Guest 355:	Fuck art lets KILL
Guest 259:	what's up with them songs about anal penetration?
Guest 18:	what are your goals as a group after lollapalooza
Guest 335:	!IT's madness I tell you!!!
Kabir (34)9:	what abourt caddyshack?
Guest 15:	Do you prefer Lolla over other touring
situations?????????
Guest 49:	!maynard, do you like monty python?
Kabir (34):	kabir says - hey guys, i bet you didn't know that
maynard's car was originally owned by billy corgan. 
MK:	No, Peter Gabriel did
Merlin:	what is the concept behind tool?
Guest 203:	you ever, uh, kiss a snake
Guest 171:	uhh huck
Kabir (34):	sorry, that won't help at all =)
Guest 203:	really
Guest 259:	you ever used drugs?
Guest 66:	no i didnt kabir!
Guest 18:	maynard will you ever go on ot the ozzfest
Guest 43:	259... well, with anal penetration, the bit that is up
is.. oh wait, this is a family show
Guest 123:	Maynard what are your future plans?
Guest 355:	hello, MK is just a normal dood whos in a bAND big deal
TOOL is sorta big so??????????????????????? 
Remyª:	Maynard, describe this chatting situation in one word.
Guest 24:	LOL... Kabir.. if it was owned by Billy Corgan... i
wouldn't buy it =)
Guest 77:	34: heh.. iis that true?
Guest 18:	maynard will you ever go on ot the ozzfest
Merlin:	should i do drugs??
Guest 77:	18: he already answered that, no.
Guest 171:	no
Guest 18:	maynard will you ever go on ot the ozzfest
Guest 180:	Dumb Question: why did you decide to shave your head?
Kabir (34):	yah, i just realized that.
Turin:	merlin *lol*
Guest 171:	they are bad
Guest 354:	no..drugs are bad
Guest 18:	maynard will you ever go on ot the ozzfest
Guest 203:	wouldn't it be cool if we could all have some
blackwater right now?
Irene (127):	!Irene says: STOP THE INSANITY!!
Guest 77:	remy: i like that question
Guest 18:	maynard will you ever go on ot the ozzfest
MK:	180 i didn't, it fell out
Guest 12:	Maynard what was the significance of the flourescent
dots placed on your body during performance???????? 
Guest 335:	is it juts me or does maynard's avatar look like he's
met with hanibal lechter?
Kabir (34):	ouch.
Remyª:	I want that prop.
Merlin:	aren't these ?'s stupid
Guest 77:	18: he already answered that now shut up, HE SAID NO
Guest 18:	maynard will you ever go on ot the ozzfest
Guest 323:	Play Freebird...(sorry it had to be done) ;)
Guest 66:	18 can u QUIT it with that
Guest 64:	Why does Hemp TV label your song stinkfist as Track#1 ?
Guest 66:	SHUT UP 18!
Guest 180:	haha.... yeah. maybe that will happen to mine!!!!!!
MK:	12 if you connect the dots it's the floorplan solomon's
temple.
Remyª:	Maynard, you ever listen to Brian Eno?
Guest 355:	MK---- why dont you ever show YOU tool in videos just
Adams art?
Guest 39:	hahha
Guest 361:	what does it matter if i am a geek?
Guest 123:	Merlin- NO!!
Guest 123:	Drugs will fucking kill you!!
Guest 66:	what was 12's question?
Guest 12:	LOL
Guest 248:	what's up with the puppet-looking things in your
videos?
Merlin:	can i have some beans?
Guest 354:	MEATTUNNEL!
Guest 221:	*yawn*
Guest 259:	becaes 64 the song talks about fisting and shit...and
of cousre that is worse than drugs so they edit it lame huh? 
Guest 203:	remember that bowie show i missed because of the
springfield show, it was so good
Guest 171:	what did PEACH sound like?
MK:	248 you'll have to be more specific
Guest 180:	How often do you visit t.d.n?
Guest 313:	puppet looking things kick ass
Guest 323:	Maynard, was using The Palace your suggestion?
Guest 66:	12 your enter key is stuck
Guest 123:	Maynard I wish I could hug you.
MK:	do you need a hug123
Guest 361:	should only "cool" people listen to your music?
Guest 355:	MK--- DID Adam do some ART in Nihgtmare on elm street
3? hehehe????????????????
Guest 18:	Do you think that metallicas next Cd will be back to
the old stuff
Guest 221:	*snicker*
Kabir (34)9:	do you think mcveigh should die?
Guest 123:	Maynard yeah, badly!
Guest 64:	Do you ever plan to BE in your videos, or just have
puppetlike freaks of nature, which are kind cool in your videos? 
Guest 39:	Maynard needs a hug. ;-)
MK:	there's no such thing as cool people
Guest 43:	361... who said cool people did listen to his music
Guest 18:	Do you think that metallicas next Cd will be back to
the old stuff
Guest 49:	my dog just got himself stuck in the window...
Guest 203:	only cool cars
Guest 355:	believe in NOTHING
Guest 24:	Maynard... to be honest... ive seen some cool videos
b4... but yours(Tool) are the best... even if MTV is stupid for labeling 
stinkfist track 1, keep doing videos...
Guest 221:	bloody oath!
Guest 259:	yeah!!!nice statemant
Guest 361:	is there such thing as a geek, then?
Guest 77:	MK: what do you think the most important thing is when
I.. err.. when someone writes a song? I'm sorry if thats a stupid 
question.. :(
Guest 15:	We're all geeks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guest 355:	MK--- DID Adam do some ART in Nihgtmare on elm street
3? hehehe????????????????
Guest 43:	he is, after all, a self-confessed geek
Kabir (34):	M - you in LA or AZ?
Guest 18:	Do you think that metallicas next Cd will be back to
the old stuff
Guest 180:	there is no "standard" for cool.
Kabir (34)9:	of course there are - all those who smoke, for example
Turin:	how true
Irene (127):	^Irene will buy MJK's car for 2500 Canadian.
Remyª:	Maynard, oh Maynard, however do you stand us...?
MK:	forget metallica.... what about Motley Crue?
Guest 355:	MK--- DID Adam do some ART in Nihgtmare on elm street
3? hehehe????????????????
Guest 66:	mk : adam is behind all the videos isn't he?
Guest 355:	MK--- DID Adam do some ART in Nihgtmare on elm street
3? hehehe????????????????
Guest 354:	Maynard Do you believe in God? Ive wondered about
that
Guest 259:	coolness is only the apparation of ones own ego
Kabir (34):	i don't think he wants canadian money, Irene
Guest 171:	new album
Guest 221:	Merlin i'm not even going to say the last part to that
Guest 248:	are the puppet-things representative of something more
or are they simply to throw ppl like me off? 
Guest 323:	Bring on the next Winger CD!
Guest 355:	MK--- DID Adam do some ART in Nihgtmare on elm street
3? hehehe????????????????
Guest 313:	whoa..motley crue..havn't heard anything of them in a
while
Guest 259:	heh heh
Guest 203:	are you getting sick of the blackwater posts yet????
Guest 203:	MORE BLACKWATER!
Guest 190:	MK-Did you get in the band because you were yelling at
the neighbors?
wish:	remy, you think you're so cool don't you?
Guest 43:	metallica, ozzy... why 18, you wouldn't happen to be a
classic metal fan?
MK:	I know she will.....
MK:	248 yes
Guest 18:	MK screw motley crue metallica kicks ass
Guest 221:	I think religion drives you insane.
MK:	190 no
Guest 354:	MJK: Do you believe in God?
Guest 64:	Have you done videos more explicit in nature that have
not been aired on Hemp TV?
Guest 361:	"geek". i didn't think you would resort to petty
name-calling, maynard.
MK:	355 yes
Guest 39:	^CG will buy MJK's car for $5 and a bag of doughnuts
Remyª:	Are you going to kill anyone with a smily face button
after this is over?
Guest 180:	Is Failure still one of your favorite bands??
Guest 49:	i respect any religion.
Guest 66:	heheh
Guest 18:	MK motley crue suck the only thing good about them is
Tommys wife
Guest 354:	Im 354
Guest 24:	hey... i got a question for Kabir... you know that tool
shirt with the rabbit? Does that have something to do with 
disgustipated??? 
Guest 49:	i just hate the people that try to "convert you."
Kabir (34):	Maynard - what kind of truck you getting?
MK:	I'm sorry, could you please repeat the question
Guest 259:	what's up with the guy sucking his own dick on Aenima?
Guest 190:	MK-Was that interview just fucked up then?
Guest 18:	MK motley crue suck the only thing good about them is
Tommys wife
Kabir (34):	t4 - yes, shirt = disgustipated.
MK:	I'm sorry, could you please repeat the question
Remyª:	259, it's not a guy.
wish:	mk- why is your head globe-like?
Guest 313:	i'd like to be a crazy looking puppet in here..
Guest 354:	You have to have some kind of religion so that youll
have something to believe in
MK:	I'm sorry, could you please repeat the question
Guest 355:	MK------- do you like HOROR movies like HellRaisers?
Guest 66:	MK : who wrote the liner notes about Beliefs are
dangerous??
Guest 203:	burnt here, "what about blackwater"
Guest 355:	MK------- do you like HOROR movies like HellRaisers?
Guest 18:	MK motley crue suck the only thing good about them is
Tommys wife
Kabir (34):	MK , too much reverb =)
Guest 259:	*lol*
Guest 221:	no, you have to have something as an energy source to
survive. some ppl choose religion.
MK:	I'm sorry, could you please repeat the question
Guest 15:	Ever had the unfortune of dealing with a Johova's
witness?????????
Guest 355:	MK------- do you like HORRoR movies like HellRaisers?
MK:	Tommy doesn't have a wife
Guest 180:	we could ALL do without organized religion... causes
too much coruption and suffering...
Irene (127):	^Irene will buy MJK's car, but the Canadian border
patrol will probably get her in shit.
Guest 171:	i get it hahahaha
Guest 190:	MK-Was the interview that said you get in the band
because you were yelling at the neighbors wrong, then? 
Guest 43:	well, 18 just proved my point... people who listen to
ozzy and metallica could be considered uncool, just as people who dig 
motley crue could be....
Kabir (34):	MK - talked with lynn of late? she and i have sort of
kept up.
Guest 18:	pamela
Guest 355:	LHAHAHAHA HES GETTING PISSED -=o)
Guest 210:	!MK - my name is Kerry. Why don't you think that MTV
corrupts the art of music? It is a shallow station lessening one's 
imagination.
Guest 361:	so, what makes you decide what sell outs are ok, and
which ones are not?
Guest 203:	yes, but what about blackwater
Guest 49:	maynard, if everyone repeated the question, we'd be
here until armageddon.
MK:	He had a dream and Disney animatronics made it reality
Guest 259:	okay people Jesus Fuck let the man answer one at a
time!
Guest 323:	MK, any favortie movies we should all go out and rent?
wish:	^203 shut up already
Guest 18:	pamela lee
Guest 12:	Maynard...Just wanted to thankyou for turning me on to
Bill Hicks'
Guest 64:	more like a nightmare....
Guest 24:	hey Maynard... you're going to find this completly
retarded but oh well, anyways.. my math teacher got kicked in the head at 
one of your moshes hehehe
EvilAngel©:	.
Guest 15:	damn...
Guest 43:	and may i remind you that you probably think peter
gabriel sucks, being into metal and all. hence, the whole cool people 
thing is a bit of a misnomer
Guest 66:	he be gone
Guest 203:	ok, dickless people he left
Irene (127):	!he's gone.
Guest 64:	fuck...
Guest 171:	time for kabirness again!
Kabir (34):	this is really funny =)
Guest 15:	how bout that
Guest 64:	poop...
Guest 180:	kabir chat in effect
Guest 259:	this is fucking gay fuckfuckfuck
Kabir (34):	hahahaha
Guest 49:	i think he got tired of saying "repeat the question."
')
Guest 64:	ass...
Guest 64:	shit....
wish:	sigh
Kabir (34):	i'm so secondary =)
Guest 171:	kabir you are my best friend now


[that's it from bedroom.  this is in the stage i think.]-----------

Guest 107:	!CIVILIZED PEOPLE!
Guest 297:	!Hi Everyone...listen up...Let's all love each other and be 
happy we're here instead of in the V.I.P. room...they're talking about 
HANSON!!!
Guest 112:	MK, what's u'r fav song to perform
Guest 30:	mk...sorry for everyone like jumping on you...everyone is just 
excited...
MK:	yes
Guest 309:	Maynard, who is your favorite band
Guest 303:	Maynard- what was the catalyst that made you decide to do the 
rock thing?
Guest 309:	Maynard, who is your favorite band
Guest 136:	Maynard: are you really saying "turn that shit down" in the 
background at 4:01 of Sober?
Guest 113:	AND ISN'T EDDIE FROM S.D. ??? I KNOW IT ALL BITCHES
Guest 101:	How long will you play at Lollapalooza (# of songs).
Guest 141:	who is your role model? (if any)
Guest 357:	MK: What do you think of Prodigy?
Guest 190:	MK-Was the interview that sid you got in the band because you 
were yelling at the neighbors wong?
MK:	309 air supply, they're going to be playing with us in Alaska
The^Raven:	MK WHY DID YOU QUIT WERKIN' AT SATAN'S PIZZA??
Foxymophandle: what does mjk do to relax? Guest 112:	MK, what's u'r fav 
song to perform??
Guest 309:	Cool
Guest 222:	Play on chat lines!
Guest 53:	Maynard, how do you handle being the focus of so much 
adulation?
Guest 114:	!Maynard do you prefer eating toddlers or babies?
MK:	relax? masturbate
Guest 297:	!Hi Maynard..Just wanted to tell you that this guy's talking 
about Pearl Jam...what a dork
Guest 309:	Maynard, do you like playing live shows
Guest 19:	mayard do you like teens much?
MK:	53 what's adulation mean?
Guest 376:	hey maynard i heard that there is aphoto of you floating 
around with you with a ballcap that reads "fag" this is a serious 
question and not just a feeler for flames?
Guest 385:	!YOU BRING A LOT OF FEEL BACK INTO MUSIC, WITH YOUR LYRICS, 
THANK YOU
Guest 357:	^MK: What do you think of Prodigy?
Guest 141:	what do you think of being bombarded with moronic questions?
Guest 350:	are you a violent person??
Guest 222:	Say something.
Guest 101:	Mr. Keenan, has Lachrymology affect your writing and thinking 
process.
Guest 389:	MK -------> I have a question about the song Flood....All of 
the lyrics I read say that you say "Here comes the flood" but I can't 
here it..help!
Guest 53:	Fandom.
The^Raven:	MK WHY DID YOU QUIT WERKIN' AT SATAN'S PIZZA??
MK:	I'm sorry, could you repeat the question?
Guest 30:	^mk....just wanna say thanks for everything you guys have 
done....I really appreciate it.!!!!! >;^)
Guest 350:	are you a violent person??
Guest 107:	MAYNARD, I want to thank you again for your gift to all of us 
(without sounding like a fruit.)
Foxymophandle: ack...they learned how to pop the sticky bubbles up Guest 
150:	What do you think of bootleg CD's?
Guest 389:	MK -------> I have a question about the song Flood....All of 
the lyrics I read say that you say "Here comes the flood" but I can't 
here it..help!
Guest 190:	MK-Was the interview that said you got in the band because you 
were yelling at the neighbors wrong?
Remyª:	Aren't we all?
Guest 53:	Fandom.
Guest 309:	Maynard, do you like playing live shows
Guest 350:	because i'm getting pretty mad
Guest 144:	let him answer then ask your question people!
Guest 19:	mayard do you like teens much?
MK:	114 I'm sorry, could you repeat the question?
Guest 141:	do you do grappling jujutsu?
Guest 113:	WHAT ABOUT THE DEAD OHIO SKY ?? -MJK?
Guest 350:	are you a violent person??
Guest 354:	Ic ant hear him say turn that shit down
Guest 101:	Has lachyrmology affected your thinking and writing process 
greatly.
Guest 297:	^TOOL RULES!!!!!!!!!!
Guest 114:	!Maynard, do you prefer to eat Babies or Toddlers? Which has a 
sweeter taste? Or is there a different texture? Does anyone test the kids 
before you eat 'em?
Guest 385:	!YOU GUYS ARE THE ONLY THING WORTH LISTENING TO THESE DAYS
Guest 134:	maynard you got any hobbies?
Guest 158:	MKJ......i hope this isnt an annoying question........i need 
Adam's signature for my vinyl......i have everyones but 
yours..........how do i accomplish this?!?!?!?!?!
MK:	19 especially 11teens and 12teens
Guest 107:	SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!
Guest 146:	Maynard: do your lyrics go through any period of re-writing 
and profreeding ever? (excuse any missplelling)
Guest 376:	hey maynard i heard that there is aphoto of you floating 
around with you with a ballcap that reads "fag"? this is a serious 
question and not just a feeler for flames
Guest 222:	why are you so stupid, 114?
Guest 190:	MK-Really? You don't say...
Guest 357:	MK: Do you read the Tao Te Ching?
Guest 350:	hey maynard are you a violent person??
Guest 19:	heheheh
Guest 53:	Maynard, how do you handle being the focus of so much adulation 
or fandom.
Guest 318:	MK: how do you come up with the words for your songs?
Guest 170:	What, if anything, do u like about Arizona...weather, people, 
etc.
Guest 389:	MK -------> I have a question about the song Flood....All of 
the lyrics I read say that you say "Here comes the flood" but I can't 
here it..help!
Guest 30:	!slow down people!!!!!
Guest 141:	who do you study jujutsu from?
Shane (124):	SHANE: irene dones not need a car.
Remyª:	Maynard, what's in your CD player right now?
Guest 150:	he's gonna leave it doesn['t slow down in here
Guest 133:	MK are u bringing the visual aspect of your show to Loola
Foxymophandle: how in the world can you stand this bombardment of 
ignorance.... :( Guest 350:	mk are you a violent person??
Guest 30:	mk how much do you spank it a day
MK:	376 why do you want to know?
Guest 303:	MK- What made you decide you wanted to do MUSIC of all things?

Guest 222:	I'd like to know that, too...about the cd that is!
MK:	350 no, are you?
Guest 376:	what do you think of the new faith no more- album of the year?

Guest 309:	Maynard what's your favorite song on Opiate
Guest 136:	Maynard: what exactly is the process that you guys undergo in 
writing your songs?
Guest 134:	maynard: coke or pepsi?
MK:	303 I haven't decided to do music
Guest 354:	MJK: What do you think about dying? Do you have any idea of 
what might happen?
Guest 30:	boxers or briefs??
Guest 350:	i'm getting there
Guest 30:	hahaha
Guest 19:	maynard do you do meditation?
Guest 150:	Are bootleg CD's good or bad?
MK:	134 Fresca
Guest 114:	!Hey everyone bug me with questions so I know what it's like 
to be a sideshow freak. G'wan.
Guest 309:	Maynard what's your favorite kind of Opiate
Guest 107:	THANK YOU FOR EXPRESSING THINGS THAT US NORMAL GIMPS COULDN'T 
DO>
Guest 385:	!HEY MAYNARD, YOU DIG ZEPPELIN?
Guest 170:	What, if anything, do u like about Arizona...weather, people, 
etc.
MK:	150 bad
Guest 113:	I'M STILL CURIOS ABOUT JIMMY WHAT ABOUT THE DEAD OHIO SKY AND 
ELEVEN?
Guest 141:	are you disgusted with some of the crap music being released?
Guest 112:	what 's u'r fav song to perform
Guest 146:	Maynard: where did you first learn about Carl G. Jung? What 
other thearies of his interest you?
MK:	none
Guest 389:	MK <-------------> Where in "Flood" do you say "Here comes the 
flood?"
Guest 309:	Maynard what's your favorite song on Opiate
Guest 158:	Fresca is some good stuff!!!!
Guest 297:	Yeah...Zeppelin Rules
Guest 114:	!Guest 113, shut up. Please.
Guest 134:	what do you think about this surge stuff maynard, i dont much 
care for it
Guest 101:	You must have a high IQ.
Guest 350:	is there a god? or maybe i should ask someone who would know
Guest 309:	Maynard do you like Hendrix
Guest 190:	MK-Was the interview that said you got in the band because you 
were yelling at the neighbors right or wrong?
MK:	146 Joseph Campbell
Guest 318:	Maynard: what is your favorite TOOL song?
Guest 144:	Better be careful, trees can run out and hit you man!
Guest 297:	When are you going to release No Quarter to the public?
Guest 222:	Like a dead person?
Guest 376:	how old is your son?????
Guest 303:	Ah, THE POWER OF MYTH!
MK:	350 I don't know, ask him.
Guest 136:	Maynard: are you really saying "turn that shit down" in the 
background at 4:01 of Sober?
Guest 53:	How do you handle all this attention?
Guest 297:	When are you going to release No Quarter to the public?
Guest 357:	^MK: Ever read Le Guin's "Wizard of Earthsea?"
Guest 389:	MK <-------------> Where in "Flood" do you say "Here comes the 
flood?"
Guest 141:	i do not believe in god
Guest 297:	When are you going to release No Quarter to the public?
Guest 376:	how old is your son?????
Guest 309:	Maynard do you like Hendrix
Guest 297:	When are you going to release No Quarter to the public?
Guest 113:	MJK - WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THAT ONE BOOK YOU RECOMENDED THE 
DANCING WU LU ......
Guest 158:	^MJK......i take it its impossible to meet Adam huh?!?!
Guest 297:	When are you going to release No Quarter to the public?
Guest 30:	mk..yeah...how old is devo?
Guest 144:	were acting like fucking reporters in here!
MK:	136 it's not the whole story and I'm not going into it right 
now.
Guest 19:	maynard where you popular when you were in school?
Guest 134:	maynard you like star wars?
Guest 297:	When are you going to release No Quarter to the public?
Guest 112:	will there be a single released any time soon???
Guest 101:	Now that I'm far and not eager to achieve a particular 
question, perhaps you will respond (please). Did lachrymology affect your 
writing process.
Guest 318:	Maynard:what is your favorite Tool song?
Guest 350:	relax maynard we owe you our lives
Guest 309:	Maynard do you like Hendrix
Guest 297:	When are you going to release No Quarter to the public?
Remyª:	Maynard, would you like to come onto IRC sometime unannounced, 
with a much smaller crowd, and do this again?
Guest 136:	Maynard: you mean about Sober?
Guest 297:	!When are you going to release No Quarter to the public?
Guest 30:	geeks
MK:	133 The Dancing Wu Li masters
Guest 141:	have you ever been to libertyville Illinois?
Guest 385:	!HEY MAYNARD MAN, YOU DIG ZEPPELIN?
Guest 114:	!MJK, why the hell did you agree to do this? it's such 
bullshit...
Guest 113:	THANX
Guest 350:	yellow pixies fly higher than red ones don't you think??
Guest 144:	in one ear, out the other.
Guest 297:	!!When are you going to release No Quarter to the public?
Guest 190:	MK-Where's the place where you guys did most of the writing?
Foxymophandle: why on earth would you do a chat room? better yet...would 
you do it again? Guest 376:	what do you think of the new faith no more- 
album of the year?
Guest 354:	MJK: Do you listen to SKINNY PUPPY.
Guest 107:	^DO YOU REALIZE HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE GOTTEN A SENSE OF HOPE 
BECAUSE OF YOUR MUSIC?
Guest 297:	!!!When are you going to release No Quarter to the public?
MK:	anything's possible
Guest 297:	!!!!When are you going to release No Quarter to the public?
Guest 309:	Maynard do you like Hendrix
MK:	but green are meaner...
Guest 222:	The faq said something like lacrymology is bullshit...my own 
words, you know...
Guest 141:	do you hate marilyn manson as much as I do?
Guest 222:	you say hope?
Guest 136:	Maynard: what is the basic creation process for your guys' 
songs?
Guest 297:	!!!!!When are you going to release No Quarter to the public?
Guest 30:	mk you into don Juan????????
Guest 119:	let's get these bob marley looking motherfuckers outta here
Guest 350:	mk, why such tolerance for stupid people?
Guest 141:	shutup297
Guest 309:	Maynard do you like Hendrix
Guest 354:	MJK: Do you listen to SKINNY PUPPY.
MK:	it's not my music. it's your music.
Guest 376:	what are your favorite cartoons?
Guest 113:	WHAT OTHER GOOD BOOKS ARE THEIR I CAN'T GET THE LACHRYMOLOGY 
ONE.
Guest 297:	!!!!!!When are you going to release No Quarter to the public?
Guest 389:	What do you think of Failure?
Guest 222:	maynard, why don't you answer that?
Guest 170:	and i love my music!
Guest 376:	what are your favorite cartoons?
Guest 107:	^OR RATHER, KNOWING THEY'RE ARE NOT THE ONLY FREAK THAT FEELS 
THAT WAY?
MK:	some day...
Guest 309:	I love Skinny Puppy
Guest 146:	Maynard: What other people besides Hicks and Jung influence 
you? (I left the room, so excuse me if this has already been asked)
Remyª:	Aww, that's sweet, Maynard. Could you sing us a lullabye?
Guest 389:	What do you think of Failure?
Guest 136:	what do you mean its our music?
Guest 350:	are pixies edible?
Guest 376:	what are your favorite cartoons?
Guest 53:	MJK. Good luck on the tour.
Guest 297:	!Thanks for answering
Guest 101:	MK you study Juijutsu. Your dexterity must permit you to do 
cool maneuvers.
Guest 309:	MAYNARD, are you against drug use
MK:	pixies are edible
Guest 141:	what belt are you in jujutsu?
Guest 107:	Gaia hypothesis.
Guest 133:	Are u ever goning to go into politics?
MK:	141 blue
Guest 303:	Maynard- Any experience with auric fields? Yours was quite 
large at the show!
Guest 170:	pixies are high in fiber to
Guest 150:	Do you enjoy the rigors of touring?
Guest 134:	maynard you into drunken kung-fu?
Guest 30:	mk..what do pixies taste like?
Guest 376:	what are your favorite cartoons?
Guest 350:	what color do you recomend??
Guest 385:	!DO YOU BELIEVE THAT PINK FLOYD WENT TO THE TROUBLE TO MAKE 
DSOTM COINCIDE WITH THE WIZARD OF OZ
Guest 158:	^MJK.........i'll be in Dallas for Lolla.......maybe Corpus 
Christi too!!!!!!well.........if you know a way to finish my quest for 
Adam's signature......let me know!!!!hahahahaha....my vinyl of Aenima
Foxymophandle: how sad is this? (america's iq is dropping) Guest 376:	
what are your favorite cartoons?
Guest 350:	for pixies i mean red or yellow??
Shane (124):	SHANE: did ken figure out that you wrote the note i gave 
him?
Guest 309:	MAYNARD, are you against drug use
Guest 12:	HEY MAYNARD12 HERE AGAIN...................
Guest 318:	MK- what is your favorite song to perform?
Guest 107:	He didn't write his music to make money. He's a TOOL.
Guest 19:	do you care if ppl mosh at tool concerts
Guest 113:	GIVE ME MORE GOOD READING MATERIAL
Guest 141:	have you ever grappled?
Guest 222:	I think so!
Guest 297:	!YEAH THAT DSOTM THING IS KINDA WIERD!!!
Guest 112:	HAHA fox
MK:	cartoons.... Fat Slags
Guest 158:	^my Aenima vinyl is incomplete without it!!!!!!
Guest 354:	I wish peole wouldnt mosh..I can nevr watch the band.
Guest 12:	FOLLOWED YOU LIKE I DID ON THE EASTERN LEG OF THE US TOUR 
>>>>>>>>>>>MY WIFE AND I Saw 8 SHOWS
Guest 136:	Maynard: you once said that the music comes first, and that 
brings out the lyrics. Is this always the case?
Remyª:	Maynard, what would you attribute your fan following to?
Guest 350:	i used to have your demo how could i get it again????
Guest 53:	Here here 354
Guest 113:	I READ THAT AENIMA WAS RECORDED ON AN 8 TRACK - WHAT KIND?
Guest 222:	moshing is fun..
Guest 150:	You like the cartoon Network don't you?
Guest 309:	MAYNARD, whaty do you think of moshing
MK:	136 sure
Guest 170:	moshing expresses ones emotions
Guest 354:	Thanks 53
Guest 141:	when people mosh, fight back
Guest 53:	Or touch up the girls.
Guest 297:	!THAT SPECIAL PICTURE VINYL IS COOL
Guest 101:	What belt have you attained in Jiujutsu?
Guest 112:	What do u think about moshin MK??
Guest 144:	how can you get into the music without moshing?
MK:	113 tascam 8 track....
Guest 309:	MAYNARD, what do you think of moshing
Guest 19:	do you care if ppl tape your concerts and trade them?
Foxymophandle: 101 blue he said earlier
Guest 357:	MK: How do we get backstage to shake your hand?
Guest 350:	i used to have your demo how can i get it again?
Guest 389:	SO you use Peyote?
Shane (124):	SHANE: did ken figure out that you wrote the note i gave 
him?
Guest 318:	Maynard: what is TOOL's next video going to be?
Guest 30:	357..get in good with security
Guest 30:	haha
Guest 133:	MK : a if you ever have an interview with Much Music make sure 
It's Sook Yin Lee asking the questions
Guest 113:	COME ON DUDE THAT'S DIGITAL
MK:	i hate that... kill yourself... don't tape my shows.



[And such ends that room.
 Then there's a LITTLE missing at
 the start of the next lobby bit]---------------------------------------



Guest 366:	who stole maynards beer?
Guest 366:	hehe
Guest 386:	HEYA MAYNARD
Remyª:	You know, I'm glad this is on the Palace...the chaos is good.
MK:	animus is right
Guest 353:	!hi :)
Merlin:	Please mail to info@lollapalooza.com your guest name and this 
password: kkld
Guest 386:	RIGHT ABOUT WHAT?
Guest 288:	Chaos is good?
Guest 339:	Whats that second mic you use like Maynard?
Guest 366:	maynard....why not milwaukee?
Guest 386:	OH GEEZ
Guest 113:	MAYNARD I HAVE A TASCAM AND IT SUCKS CIRCUS SEALS
MK:	whatever
animus:	amMaynard, is it possible to blow you
Guest 309:	MAYNARD, what do you think of the other bands at Lollapalooza
Guest 366:	dont give me the cheese and drink thing again
Guest 339:	Whats your religion Maynard?
Guest 386:	HEY MAYNARD
Guest 353:	I believe Aenima is an autobiography of your life, is there 
any truth to this?
Guest 352:	animus that's rude
Guest 401:	isn't a distortion mic?
MK:	247 we're coming to Milwaukee after Lolla
Guest 386:	BY CHANCE R U BI
Guest 366:	maynard....thank the lord
Guest 386:	AND IF SO...WANNA GO OUT?
Guest 389:	Because of your Music you have opened my eyes to Bill Hicks 
one of the greatest man on Eath...Thanks
Guest 332:	geez. 20 people just joined the room!
Guest 389:	Because of your Music you have opened my eyes to Bill Hicks 
one of the greatest man on Eath...Thanks
Guest 366:	LET THE RABBITS WEAR GLASSES
Guest 405:	would you mind not sitting on maynard?
Guest 370:	What for?
Guest 339:	Maynard, what part of Texas did you live in?
Guest 113:	ARE YOU COMING TO MIAMI AFRET LOLLA
Guest 141:	calm down
Guest 309:	MAYNARD, what do you think of the other bands at Lollapalooza
MK:	how can it be about my life... there's four people involved
Guest 12:	MAYNARD...WILL THERE BE AANOTHER LEG OF THE TOOL 
TOUR????????????????????
Guest 386:	HEHEHE
Guest 352:	cool out people
MK:	I don't live in Texas
Guest 309:	MAYNARD, what do you think of moshing
Guest 309:	MAYNARD, what do you think of the other bands at Lollapalooza
Guest 386:	HEYA MAYNARD.... DO U LIKE FAILURE
MK:	I live in Texas, Montana
Guest 386:	CUZ I SAW THEM WITH U GUYS
Guest 339:	Maynard, is it true that you lived in Texas?
animus:	MOshing is moronic
Guest 141:	what religion do you practice (if any)
Guest 305:	what do you consider as your insperation, what drives you???
Guest 393:	Have you sold your car yet?
Guest 386:	AND I WAS A LITTLE UPSET
Guest 400:	Hi, Maynard, do you have a plan to come to Japan?
Guest 318:	what SONG will the next TOOL video be of?
Guest 366:	H.
MK:	305 food, shelter, clothing, pussy
Guest 332:	any new videos on the horizon Mr. Keenan?
Guest 352:	is this overwhelming?
animus:	AEnema
Guest 366:	hooker with a penis is deep
Guest 386:	BY CHANCE DO U DESIGN YER OWN VIDEOS?
Guest 389:	Are there any B-Sides out Maynard?
Guest 113:	WHO'S TROWIN' THE DEAD CORPSE IN THE POLAROID IN THE INLAY OF 
OPIATE?
Guest 361:	so, anyway, i was asking what makes you decide which sellouts 
are acceptable, and which are not?
Remyª:	Maynard, who was "That Bob Marley wannabe motherfucker"? (Cold & 
Ugly is on my CD player now, so I thought I'd ask)
Guest 141:	what is with the beer?
Guest 366:	i think maynard is laffing at us
animus:	any penis is deep
MK:	Adam does the videos
Guest 309:	Maynard do you like Hendrix
Guest 339:	Maynard, did you really send Kabir the lyrics to all of your 
albums?
Guest 58:	How can i get your demo tape again?
Guest 386:	AHHH
Guest 366:	yah....i beleive it was zach
Guest 386:	HES A GNIUS
Guest 405:	maynard: who's idea was this internet interview thing?
Guest 406:	Wasn't it the singer of Rage Against The machine?
Guest 354:	What equipment did he use in SOBER MJK?
Guest 389:	I love this guy
Guest 318:	remy:zach de la roca
Guest 389:	heh
Guest 386:	YOU GUYS HAVE THE KEWLEST VIDEOS
Guest 401:	*zoinks*
Remyª:	I've heard a couple of stories...I want the real one.
Guest 386:	NOT THAT I LOVE MTV AT ALL
Guest 354:	for the stop motion vid I mean
Guest 389:	Do you like the Beastie Boys?
Guest 408:	dear Maynard: when will you write to the Tool Fan Mail list 
again? From: Me
Guest 357:	MK: Have you seen Prodigy's latest video?
Guest 353:	maynard, next time would you be intrerested in going on the 
irc instead?
Guest 332:	yeah, Adam does great videos.. but do you guys think you'll 
put out anymore for AEnima?
Guest 309:	Maynard do you like Hendrix
Guest 141:	where tom morello and adam in the dungeons and dragons club in 
high school?
Guest 58:	how can i get your demo tape again?
MK:	361 the one's that are comfortable with selling. out, and what 
does selling out mean anyway
MK:	don't answer that
Guest 389:	Seriously
Guest 366:	BEASTIIE BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guest 376:	did u go see the star wars special editions?
Guest 391:	Pardon me Maynard... would you please play Pushit in 
Pittburgh?
Guest 309:	MAYNARD, what do you think of moshing
animus:	Beatsies Rule
Guest 168:	maynard, what are your motives for coming here? convinced by 
the manager, or for the fans?
Guest 386:	MAYNARD....WHY IS IT THAT\EVERYONE IS HUDDLING AROUND U
MK:	332 sure
Guest 357:	MK: Have you seen Prodigy's latest video?
Guest 332:	breathe with me
MK:	376 yes
Guest 353:	do you like nirvana's music at all?
Guest 361:	if playing SNL is pandering to the masses, why isn't 
lollapalooza?
Guest 386:	AS IF IT WRE U IN REAL LIFE
Guest 113:	MAYNARD - COME TO MIAMI
MK:	168 insomnia
Remyª:	msay testing something...
Guest 386:	SELL OUT= MAKE MONEY
Remyª:	Thought so.
Guest 309:	MAYNARD, what do you think of moshing
Guest 171:	too crowded
Guest 361:	i am just using the generic term
Guest 386:	THAT SELL OUT SHIT IS A BUNCH OF CRAP
Guest 113:	PUSHIT IS THE BOMB!!!!!!!
Guest 141:	nirvana sucks
Guest 386:	\NO ONE REALLY SELLS OUT
Guest 389:	When will anymore Mr.Show appearences be Scheduled????????
Guest 352:	will you play opiate on this tour?
Guest 400:	I love your artworks.
Guest 366:	mAYNARD!!! AMSWER THE MOSHING ?
Guest 19:	are you goin to the pittsburgh show 376
Guest 376:	do you like the cartoon droids?
Guest 339:	Maynard, what religion are you?
Guest 170:	Do you enjoy playing live?
Guest 386:	I MEAN ARE U GONNA ACTUALLY REFUSE MONEY/
Guest 318:	Maynard: what song will your next video be of
Guest 361:	i personally despise the term "sell out"
Guest 113:	DANNY WORKS WONDERS WITH THOSE TRIGGERS
Guest 408:	claustrophobia!
Guest 309:	MAYNARD, what are your opinions on the assigned seating at th 
Canada's wonderland show
Guest 170:	Do you enjoy playing live?
MK:	Mr. Show... new season starting September, they're filming 
right now
Guest 353:	:)
Guest 386:	i AM A SELL OUT
Guest 393:	Your car, have you sold it yet?
Guest 168:	hehehe...all we can ever learn from you is in the music 
anyway, so i don't see the point...leading me to wonder why the hell i'm 
here
Guest 354:	I think MK moved scos too many people were standing around 
him. So don't crowd
Guest 318:	stop crowding maynard
Guest 239:	are you any good at ju jitsu, maynard?
Guest 58:	should i do drugs??if so what kind??
MK:	I dont care. I don't sit in the seats
Guest 389:	In the show you appeared in what Skit were you in?????????
Guest 352:	what's up with this car shit
Guest 141:	ho hum
MK:	239 fair
Guest 386:	C YA MAYNARD I GOTTA GO PLAY POL
Guest 408:	can Devo talk yet?
Guest 354:	hehe
Guest 386:	IT WAS NICE TALIKIN WITH YOU
Remyª:	Do you have a smily face fetish, Maynard?
MK:	I'm about blue belt good.
Guest 391:	Maynard: Does the number one have a special significance in 
your life?
Guest 339:	Maynard, I will buy your car, if you sell it in person!
Guest 323:	MK, do you have any favorite movies we should all go out an 
rent?
Guest 318:	stop crowding Maynard
Guest 386:	BY CHANCE COULD I GET YER E-0 MIAL ADDRESS
Guest 58:	mk should i do drugs?
MK:	391 yes
Guest 141:	maynard, get a hummer. they are great in the desert
Guest 386:	ER E -MAIL
Guest 361:	what i mean by "sellout" is : compromising ones ideals to make 
money
Guest 309:	Are you gonna go on any coasters at the Wonderland show
MK:	141 thank you
Guest 352:	i'm a brown belt
Guest 386:	PLLIIAASSEE
Guest 376:	do you like tolkien?
Guest 389:	In the show you appeared in what Skit were you in?????????
Guest 144:	get a bmw Z3!
Guest 170:	i live in Arizona and a Hummer would work great!
Guest 366:	this room is ill
MK:	352 did you buy it or earn it?
Guest 58:	mk you're the greatest
Guest 405:	MK: I'm guessing this wasn't your idea?
Guest 352:	earn it
Guest 408:	can Devo speak yet?
Guest 309:	MAYNARD, Are you gonna go on any coasters at the Wonderland 
show
Guest 366:	maynard...i heard your a racist and your in the kkk.....is 
there any truth to that?
Guest 386:	!MAYNARD MAY I PLEASE HAVE YER E-MAIL ADDRESS
Guest 168:	but as long as it's all apart from the music...what the fuck 
is selling out anyway?
Guest 318:	What is your favorite song to play live?
Guest 141:	of course, you'd be lucky to find one for under 70,000 new
MK:	from who?
Guest 352:	jhoon rhee
Guest 58:	can i have a beer mommy?
Guest 366:	maynard...i heard your a racist and your in the kkk.....is 
there any truth to that?
Guest 113:	WHERE ARE YOU NOW MJK
MK:	congrats
Guest 354:	Are you still looking for artist for your projects?
Guest 391:	Me too! One freaky reason for me is that I see 1:11 every day!

Guest 353:	I heard you were coming to Alaska, but you didn't get offered 
enough money, is this true?
Guest 141:	why don't you die 408?
Guest 352:	likewise, who was your teacher?
Guest 376:	do you like tolkien?
Guest 408:	hrm.
Guest 354:	my fav time is 11:11
Guest 376:	do you like tolkien?
Guest 400:	MAYNARD! I'm going to see lollaplooza from JAPAN!!!
Guest 339:	Maynard, what do you listen to currently
Guest 391:	I logged on at 11:11
Guest 386:	!I WOULD REALLY LIKE YER E-MAIL ADDRESS
Guest 366:	thanks
Guest 386:	HINT HINT
Guest 361:	i repeat : selling out is compromising one's ideals in order 
to make money
MK:	come down to Ricksons and try out your brown belt... :)
Guest 389:	In the MrShow appearance what skit were you in!!!????
Remyª:	Ah fuck...this is trippy. I have this weird karma about 11:11.
Guest 408:	what was that you said to me?
Guest 58:	you type well mk
Guest 309:	MAYNARD, Are you gonna go on any coasters at the Wonderland 
show
Guest 239:	does adam still need an epilady? i was cleaning out my closet 
the othetr day...
Guest 352:	cool, thanx :)
Guest 376:	do you like tolkien?
Guest 389:	In the MrShow appearance what skit were you in!!!????
Guest 113:	DID DE LA HOYA WIN OR WHAT??
Guest 352:	thank you for the intelligent music
Guest 391:	One is the loneliest number...
Guest 141:	how much can you bench, mjk?
Guest 366:	WHERE IS ALL MY BEER?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!
Guest 405:	bazz are you here?
MK:	Remy , Ryan is that you
Shane (124):	SHANE: does ken know you wrote the note i gave him?
Guest 353:	are you in karate, tae kwon do, tai chi..or what?
Guest 386:	!(SCREAMING) I WANT YER E- MAIL ADDRESS PLEASE
Guest 170:	yes de la hoya won
Remyª:	No, I'm not Ryan.
Guest 339:	Maynard are you being paid to chat with us?
Guest 354:	Hey MJK. Would you and TOOL consider doing the musci for QUAKE 
2?
Guest 412:	It's me, 247
Remyª:	Sorry to disappoint, Maynard.
Guest 405:	would you give yours out?
Guest 366:	i need tickets to the milwaukee show bad
Guest 386:	iM RYAN
Guest 58:	you type well
Guest 386:	ER A RYAN
MK:	no I'm not being paid
Guest 389:	NO Shit please do Music for Quake 2!~~!!!!!!!!
Guest 389:	please!!!
Guest 361:	you still have not responded to my question
Guest 113:	YEAH THAT TRENT GUY IS SPENT
Guest 389:	that would be so awesome
Guest 141:	did you volunteer for this?
Guest 353:	!i think you're very talented and you have a great voice.
Guest 391:	Hello, my name is Gabriela and I'm a Toolaholic... *insert 
Hello Gabriela here* I can't stop listening to Aenima!
MK:	361 what was your question fuckwad
Guest 376:	how often do you follow alt.music.tool?
Guest 309:	MAYNARD, do you like Nine Inch Nails
Guest 366:	okay
Guest 408:	do the other members of TOOL also do chats like you?
Guest 386:	!DO YOU OWN A COMPUTER....AND CAN I HAVE YER E-MAIL ADDRESS 
SIR??
Guest 323:	361, deal with it, he hasn't answer any of my 7 questions...
Guest 339:	Maynard, what religion are you ?
Guest 309:	MAYNARD, do you like Nine Inch Nails
Guest 141:	listen dipshit, die now
Guest 354:	Would the band do it MAYNARD?
Guest 90:	someone really pisssed maynard OFF IN THE STAGE
Guest 297:	!I'M THE ONE WITH THE BONER!!!
Guest 336:	!MK?? WHO IS MK???
wish:	297 said what?
Guest 366:	maynard thinks we are nuts
Guest 352:	trent is fine for quake
Guest 361:	(more petty names) it was : what makes you determine what 
sellouts are accpetible, and which are not?
Guest 323:	well, come right on over and pull up a chair...
Guest 405:	mayeb the fact that you have asked 7 questions is why he 
hasn't answered?
Guest 412:	Did Adam do the face?