TOOL-LIST Digest 415 Topics covered in this issue include: 1) Re: what is that by kabir@sas.upenn.edu (Your pal Kabir) 2) Reading List by ThirdAge1@aol.com 3) Re: Reading List by Michael Shurpik 4) Re: RESIDENTS by matts@mpx.com.au (Matt Steadman) 5) Re: Reading List by kabir@sas.upenn.edu (Your friend Kabir) 6) RE: reading material by ETNL43B@prodigy.com (MR ANDY J SKELLY) 7) Re: Cow Licking It's Own Ass by jjbl 8) Re: Cow Licking It's Own Ass by RiotGrrl@eworld.com ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Topic No. 1 Date: Sat, 26 Aug 1995 17:00:47 -0400 From: kabir@sas.upenn.edu (Your pal Kabir) To: tool-list@visix.com Subject: Re: what is that Message-ID: >Very odd the first time I heard it. I found out later on that this is a >passage from one of Maynards favourite books. Unfortunately, I'm too dumb >to remember what the title and author of the book is, but it is certainly >quite interesting. >Anyone else with info on this little {well, not so little ;) } bit here? > > Bro.Troll-----> > hmm?? found out how? what book? hmm. answers, my boy :) _________kabir akhtar_________________________________________________________ | | Vice President, Kabir Fan Club | no bunny..it's not funny | Secretary, Intuitons Experimental Theater | don't believe everything | | you read................ | http://pobox.com/~kabir/ | ..............--pailhead | is: "Lick Me / Click Me" _|__________________________|_________________________________________________ ------------------------------ Topic No. 2 Date: Sat, 26 Aug 1995 18:37:23 -0400 From: ThirdAge1@aol.com To: tool-list@visix.com, etnl43b@prodigy.com Subject: Reading List Message-ID: <950826183721_7276533@mail02.mail.aol.com> --PART.BOUNDARY.0.17742.mail02.mail.aol.com.809476641 Content-ID: <0_17742_809476641@mail02.mail.aol.com> Content-type: text/plain Pete and everyone else who didn't get this. In the poll, my question was has anyone read any of the books on the reading list. Well here's the reading list.I got it when Maynard sent me the lyrics. As you'll see, it's dated Fall '94. Enjoy. 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my inbox? ------------------------------ Topic No. 4 Date: Sun, 27 Aug 95 09:56 EST From: matts@mpx.com.au (Matt Steadman) To: tool-list@visix.com Subject: Re: RESIDENTS Message-ID: >If you get the cheesey EP by PRIMUS I think you will find they cover a >Residents track! Yup yup yup. The EP is called Miscellaneous Debris, and is well worth the negligible price for the 1:23 version of the Meter's "Tippi Toes" alone. This is a *seriously* cool CD. The Residents song covered is Sinister Exaggerator. Why don't Primus cover Tool? Now, that WOULD be interesting! :) ------- Professor Nutbutter -------- "Hey kids, ya like that rock & roll?" - Now Windows 95 -------- matts@mpx.com.au ---------- Enhanced! -- msteadmn@landsend.apana.org.au -- ------------------------------ Topic No. 5 Date: Sat, 26 Aug 1995 20:31:50 -0400 (EDT) From: kabir@sas.upenn.edu (Your friend Kabir) To: tool-list@visix.com Subject: Re: Reading List Message-ID: <199508270031.UAA24659@mail2.sas.upenn.edu> / / what the hell is a wps and why the hell is there one in my inbox? / well said :) ___kabir akhtar______________________________________________________________ | | Vice President, Kabir Fan Club | brutalize me | Secretary, Intuitons Experimental Theater | i will heal. | | ............ | http://pobox.com/~kabir/ | .....--KMFDM | is: "Lick Me / Click Me" _|______________|____________________________________________________________ ------------------------------ Topic No. 6 Date: Sat, 26 Aug 1995 20:36:23 EDT From: ETNL43B@prodigy.com (MR ANDY J SKELLY) To: tool-list@visix.com Subject: RE: reading material Message-ID: <013.00407240.ETNL43B@prodigy.com> whoa... sorry 'bout that. I guess I'll have to retype it unless someone knows what happened and could help me. Andy P.S. Hey Nivek, did ya hear? A member of Skinny Puppy OD'd on Heroin.. . ------------------------------ Topic No. 7 Date: Sat, 26 Aug 1995 21:18:04 -0400 (EDT) From: jjbl To: tool-list@visix.com Subject: Re: Cow Licking It's Own Ass Message-ID: On Fri, 25 Aug 1995, Christopher J. Roschek wrote: > My opinion is that the cow is "stump broke" - a term referring to what > bored, horny farm boys do to cows. They stand on a stump so they're at > the right level for well, you know, giving the cow what it needs. When > the cow gets used to this (and I guess gets to like it), it will back up > to a stump whenever one of the farm boys stands on it. This would > explain why the poor cow's ass is so stretched out. Jesus H. Christ, that's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard of in my entire life. I think someone needs to load a gun and, well, give those horny farm boys what they need. Bullets to the head. God, wait till these sickos have kids of their _own_ to fuck. > By the way, I heard of this a couple of years ago when I lived in Georgia > and Alabama and couldn't believe it. Different strokes for different > folks, I guess. Strokes, indeed. > Anyone have any comments? Yes, buy me a new keyboard. You owe it to me. There's puke all over this one, thanks to you. Shit, blood, and cum in my mouth. Less filling. ----- You have just been verbally molested by: bozak@bridge.net Was it good for you? ----- ------------------------------ Topic No. 8 Date: Sat, 26 Aug 1995 18:54:21 -0700 From: RiotGrrl@eworld.com To: tool-list@visix.com Subject: Re: Cow Licking It's Own Ass Message-ID: <950826185418_13971501@eWorld.com> croschek@mailbox.syr.edu (Christopher J. Roschek) writes: >the cow gets used to this (and I guess gets to like it), it will back up >to a stump whenever one of the farm boys stands on it. This would >explain why the poor cow's ass is so stretched out. I seriously doubt the human male penis is large enough to stretch out a cow's ass. :) Well, maybe yours is ;), but *I've* never seen a human penis that large (I'd probably run screaming if I did). Rachel ------------------------------ End of TOOL-LIST Digest 415 ***************************