A Review of the Fall 1996 Tour

Date: November 3

From: "Jason Witz" (1WITZJA@mystic.slcc.edu) Subject: Tool: SLC Concert (nov3) Greetings fellow tool fans, I don't post much, but after last nights show I felt obligated. Here's a listing of songs they played. I'm pretty sure this is all of them. If there is anyone else on the list that went feel free to correct me. (not in order) Stinkfist Swamp Song Undertow Sober Opiate Eulogy Forty-Six & 2 Hooker with a Penis Jimmy Pushit AEnema I prayed for them to play jerk off, but it just didn't happen. It was a great show. I had a fuckin' drumstick in my hand. There was about three or four of us fighting for it. It was cracking in half during this process. Anyway, I lost grip of it. In the immortal words of marvin the martian, "that makes me very, very angry!". The cows opened for them. When the cows came on Maynard came out and said that everything that we (tool) have ever written, and done had been influence by the cows. The music sounded cool, but you couldn't really understand what the singer was saying. He was strange. At the beginning he pulled a banana out of his pants, and started peeling it (still halfway in his pants), then proceeded to eat it, and tried to feed some to the crowd. One last thing. Maybe I'm just getting older (23), and don't get into that stuff anymore, but I'm pretty fucking tired of crowd surfers. It's not fun to get kicked it the head, and your neck almost broken. Oh well, I guess that's the price to pay to be in the front row. -Later