A Review of the Fall 1996 Tour

Date: December 19


From: "$5 PUPPY" (jesusdick@holyman.com) Reply-To: satan@ix.netcom.com Subject: review from tool consert thurs 19 universal amp this was the fist time I saw tool play live. dec. 19, 1996 I feel that it is my duty to tell you how bad the opening band, psychotica was...I think they were just prics in highschool that never got beat up but they should have been... at the end of their performance I think they grinded out every shreeking sound they could from what they were playing and left us all with totaly horible ear peercing crap, just because they were pissed cause they knew we hated them! ON TO TOOL!!!! The lights went out slowly and a loud dark humming begain to fill our ears. the twin screens in the back of the stage got lit up with the image of the front cover of aenema.(the white square with the flames burning out from the inside)a few moments later the whole band walked out as one and started there instruments.. maynard walked out to the center of the stage and just stood there staring out into the croud... i could of swore he was staring at me (haha) but I'm sure everyone out there felt the same way...he was painted blue on his right side and white on his left wearing only boxers. he stood there until the music got going. Then it looked to me like he was getting a feel for the musics vibration and then slowly begain to twich and shake and roll and dance until everypart of his body was flowing with movement. he acted like he -was- the music! I had never seen anything like it before this night... totaly cool . I know they played.. in no order what so ever... stinkfist aenema sober opiate the eggs of satan song thing - it was cool they had the german chief out and he sang the song in german ... and thats all i can remember, i know they played more but im stupid and can't remember them all (sorry) . . -intermision- two songs from the end I think it was...they played us an interesting and really funny christmas cartoon having to do with a few kids from all walks of life comming in contact with jesus who came to kick santas ass! the kids take jesus to santa and jesus and santa have a brawl until they realize they both need each other to keep christmas alive. the kids then decide that the winter holidays are about presants and the jewish child states that he recives many days of presants and so they all count themselves in as new found jews- the end TOOL ... i guess all i have to say is that i have an even greater respect for tool now that i have seen them live. I think this because they played perfect and i could tell they -loved- to play their music. I love their music.....maynard was very damn into the music and just watching his hypnotic dancing to the music made everything cool remember vote MAYNARD for president. a tool fan... i know my review aint the best....but its honest and all i thought was really important thank you kabir man