A Review of the Late 1995 Not-a-Tour
Date: December 31
From: "Rev.Maynard" (penigma@valleynet.com) Date: Wed, 17 Jan 96 09:37:29 -800 Ok If you didnt know already Everclear is clearly garbage. But I give them respect for making theyre set short so tool would get thier gnarly asses out there out. Also the lead singer of Everqueer said somthing like."Are you guys waiting for tool "?Yes"he then said "You and me both man" so I was just getting the butterflies you know This concert was just TOOL as far as Im concerned. They opened w/ a killer song it was just out of hand. The next song was another new song that just blew me away.They had two projection screens behind them w/ just amazingly PSYCHOdelic shit on them. Then they played bottom. Then The Rev. said somthing about Jupiter disapearing and all the sagitariouses(can spell) vanishing w/ it! Then they started jamming somthin That ended up turning into sober. Next followed a new song that kicked ass followed by another killer new song, Maynard didnt mention what any of the names were. But he did say "So I hope you dont mind us playing new stuff" Fuck no Ive been waiting for fuckin ever! Then he they played prison sex Maynard added some poetry into it. After prison sex maynard says Maynard Says"This is a new one,Its all about LA falling into the ocean.Its called ennema." That song in my oppinion is the best tool song I have ever heard. They just left after that w/out saying anything! Primus kicked ass as usual,But Ive saw them 3 times last year along w/ owning some boots from the very same tour so they didnt really supprise me till this space ship came down w/ Primus mascot Bob Cock in it as he proceeded to bring on the new year. Thank you for reading my run on sentences.