From: phoebos@llv.com
Reply-To: rstingh@accessnv.com
Subject: Las Vegas Show Review

Well, I just got home from the show which ended about 20 mins ago at the 
Huntridge Theatre for the Performing arts here in Las Vegas. It was 
colder than a motherfucker outside, somewhere around thirty-six degrees.. 
*NOT* seasonal weather for Vegas this time of year. Well, after my friend 
did his line of coke to "experience the concert better" (what bullshit), 
we went in.
Psychotica was the opener, not a bad band, but I really couldn't stand 
the tall chick with dreads barking at me on their second to last song.. 
That's one chick i wouldnt want to run into in a dark alley. *BIG* ass 
arms.. heh. Their lead singer was in a white-patent leather full body 
jumpsuit and had an orange black-lite band across his eyes. Pretty dope. 
They finished up and the lights went back on. 
We stood around not very long, talking to some girls we knew from school, 
maybe 20 minutes tops. The stinkfist mannequins were sitting in front 
between two speakers facing each other. 
Lights went out, screens came down, animated aenima started rolling, as 
did the enthusiasm of the crowd, which was sold out and tix were going 
for $50 outside.
Maynard was wearing grey sweatpants, had dots on his shoulders, elbows, 
head, and back while Adam had a big red circle on his chin, Justin was 
decked out in devil horns, and Danny was hidden damn well behind his 
drumset with no anatomical decorations to mention. 
Here is the setlist as I can remember it (out of sequential order, of 
course):

Stinkfist
46 & 2
Eulogy
Swamp Song
H.
Pushit
Prison Sex
Sober (had a REALLY long industrial-type intro) `	Opiate
Aenima

There may have been more, and I really don't know of they played Swamp 
Song or not, but I am pretty sure that's what it was. After Opiate, a 
christmas cartoon came on with kids talking about Santa, two being 
catholic, one jew, and a fat fuck. They started to argue about religion 
as Jesus floated down.. He tried to talk to them when santa busted in. 
Jesus and Santa started fighting and two of the kids ate it. Then the two 
(J& S) made up, realizing that without Jesus, Santa wouldnt have a reason 
to go give out presents anyway. Only the jew and one of the Catholics was 
left. The moral was that it doesnt matter what you believe as long as you 
are joyful during the christmas season. Aww. :) 
Some things Maynard Said:
"Sorry we're a little late. Appearantly we're in Vegas	again".

"I finally won money is Vegas yesterday. I got five	bucks."

"This is our guitar tech Brian. Justin is saying that	his bass
isnt working right. He (the tech) used	to be a keyboardist in the
Smith's. Now look	where that got him." (laughs)

"Brian only has one testicle. I don't understand how a	man can
live twenty-seven years and only now	realize that he only has one
testicle. Anyway,	if any of you out there happen to have three
testicles and are willing to donate one to Brian,	there is a drop box
in the front."

"Those are the stupidest looking shorts I have ever seen.	I made
him wear those just so I could say that." 

"This is our last song.... From the first album" 

"Peace."

Well, that's all.. so now here I am wishing I could do it all over again 
and I cant. Let's just hope they come back in the spring. 

Sincerely,
Tim "the tool man" Lally.